Feb 26, 2021
Kaidou: stop buying plastic skeletons for holloween! It's terrible for the environment!!
Kuboyasu: yeah. Locally grown, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Kaidou: stop buying plastic skeletons for holloween! It's terrible for the environment!!
Kuboyasu: yeah. Locally grown, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Kuboyasu: Let's play 20 questions.
Kaidou: Okay. What's your favorite color?
Kuboyasu: Purple. Are you into guys?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kaidou Shun & Saiki Kusou, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Saiki Kusuo & Toritsuki Reita & Aiura Mikoto & Kaidou Shun Characters: Saiki Kusuo, Kaidou Shun, Kuboyasu Aren, Nendou Riki, Hairo Kineshi, Toritsuka Reita, Aiura Mikoto, Akechi Touma, Teruhashi Kokomi, Yumehara Chiyo, Satou Hiroshi Additional Tags: Kaidou Shun Actually Has Powers, Psychic Squad, because i love them, Protective Saiki Kusuo, Saiki Kusuo Needs a Nap, 4 psychics and a guy who talks too much walk into a bar, Crack Treated Seriously, take a shot every time saiki sighs, single mother saiki and his four stupid stupid children, Saiki and Kaidou Friendship, Fluff, Feels Summary:
Saiki has never met a more irresponsible, overpowered, idiotic psychic than Kaidou Shun. It's a wonder he hasn't destroyed the world already, much less exposed himself to the public, given how often he talks about his own abilities.
That means it's up to Saiki to keep him from killing himself and/or everyone around him. Sigh.
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@saikikficcompetition2020 This was fun!
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//hi this is a bit of an idea for a kubokaidou au thing i wanna do so,,, yeah,,,
kubokaido is great because they’re equally chaotic and dramatic
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Shun: dude no homo but --
Aren: we're at our wedding
Kaidou, trying to open a Go-Gurt: Fuck
Kuboyasu: WELL WHO THE HELL TAUGHT HIM HOW TO SAY THAT SHIT HUH? STEP THE FUCK UP.
Now listen to this okay. Aren kuboyasu our beloved delinquent friend gets a broken arm and has to wear a cast. Everyone signs it. Kaidou decides to make his first dirty joke and draws a penis on the cast. Kuboyasu finds it and messages the group chat "who the fuck drew a penis on my cast" and kaidou is sCARED okay because he takes this as an "I'm angry" fuck rather than a "I have a limited vocabulary" fuck. (Which we love him for. It's okay.) After a few hours, Kuboyasu figures out that it was kaidou; however, the moment kuboyasu sees him on the walk to school and brings it up, he notices that kaidou becomes super nervous. He isn't going to miss the chance to tease him. So he goes "which punk do u think wrote that. I'll beat the shit out of them" and he goes HHMMM IDONT KN OW I HAVE NO IDEAAA aaAAHAHA,,SHDBBXNM. So they spend a while talking about it, and kaidou keeps steering him away from their friends as possible culprits. Finally Aren is like. Then maybe it was you, shun. And kaidou blames it on Takahashi in a panic. Of course, his golden heart has to stop aren before he finishes "talking" to Takahashi. So Kaidou does the right thing and admits that it was him. He shuts his eyes rlly tight out of fear, dramatic build up, waiting for a punch,, and then Aren bursts out laughing and makes fun of him for the rest of the year.