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MINI-SERIES

Flyboy

Jake gets called back to TOPGUN the same time you’ve been granted a sabbatical from work. He invites you, his purely platonic best friend of years, to live with him for 6 months and you accept. Just two best friends kicking it back for 6 months in San Diego, Fightertown USA, right?

Mini-series - complete

Flyboy universe one-shots / blurbs / baby blurbs / ask - ongoing

Sparks Fly

A mission gone wrong results in the deaths of 3 Naval Aviators from the VFA-151 Vigilantes; their bodies, unrecovered. Only Lieutenant Jake “Hangman” Seresin, mission leader, returns home alive, and unscathed after making the call that ultimately resulted in the death of his fellow teammates. His case is put to the test, and he is cleared of all wrongdoing by the Navy.

However, in light of increasing scrutiny, higher government forces order that he be shadowed, the observations regarding his behaviour and the workings of the Naval Aviators as a whole to be reported back to the US Department of Defense at the end of 6 months.

The Department of Justice assigns you, an up and coming prosecutor, who remembers Jake Seresin not-so-fondly from college, to his case. Tensions are high and trouble ensues; Jake gets called back to TOPGUN during this period; how will you both get through the 6 months and will you both come out unscathed?

Mini-series - ongoing

Third Time’s the Charm

The two times Jake Seresin sets you up with different guys, and the one time he doesn’t.

Mini-series - coming soon

Holidate

You meet a cocky stranger in a bar in the run up to New Years and you become each others Holidate and pretend partners for the year. Loosely inspired by the movie the Holidate

Mini-series - coming soon

ONE-SHOTS

Coming soon

BLURBS

Non-asks

Napping with Jake after being sunburnt from a day at the pool

Dad!Jake cheering up his grumpy baby girl

Conversations in the dark - angst / hurt / comfort / fluff. How you live your life with Jake - inspired by the song conversations in the dark.

Telling Jake your birth control just ran out and that you want to try for a baby

Scruffy domestic Jake and you sitting at a diner

Asks

Jake being turned on with you being a little rough with him - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake likes it when people watch him fuck you - (NSFW; minors DNI)

A domestic Friday with Jake where the night ends with you riding him on the couch, slow and deep - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake in dress whites (with @sebsxphia) - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake watches you lick a popsicle on the beach and realises he isn’t the only one staring

Jake introduces you to his nieces and nephews and they can’t get over how pretty you are

Jake coming home to find you asleep on the couch with his hoodie because you were having a bad day and couldn’t sleep (hurt / comfort)

Jake during Christmas, with a beard - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Where you are Mav’s daughter and Jack brags to everyone about your and his first child

Jake tries, and fails, to smolder at you

“You really know how to push my buttons” / “Am I pushing the right ones”

You and Jake moving into your first real house; eating pizza and drinking wine on the dining room floor before Jake asks you to dance with him

Since dating you Jake plays Honky Tonk Badonkadonk every time he sees you walk into The Hard Deck

Shaving Jake in the morning

You and Jake reuniting in the airport

You being really into NCIS - and Jake is amused, pointing out all the inaccuracies

Jake and plus-sized reader

Lying on your bed in your bra and underwear after you shower and Jake walking in on you

Sharing a bed with Jake for the first time, early on in your relationship - domestic Jake

KJ’S 5 SENTENCE BABY BLURBS

Asks

Jake running with you

Jake with his baby girl

Jake coming home to you in a little white slip with your engagement ring on after he has had a bad day

Jake being called to the hospital because you have a bad migraine

Being tipsy and baking cookies with Jake at 3am

You come home to Jake, Coyote and Fanboy drunk and shirtless; Rooster is asleep with drawings on his face; Bob is moderating an intense board game

Jake on an anniversary with you

Pillow forts and a nerf war with Jake

Pregnancy scare

Jake and reader getting a big dog breed together

Being on a date with Jake where you get ice-cream on your face

HEADCANNONS / BULLET-POINT THOUGHTS

Asks

Girldad!Jake

Girldad!Jake with a premie baby

Domestic beach day with Jake

Jake and you baby sitting (with anon)

Thoughts on Jake telling others that his girl is pregnant

Jake enjoys getting you worked up before big events (and other stuff) - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Jake taking care of you when you are sick

Jake loves resting his head in your lap when you watch TV

Jake taking care of you when you are drunk and picking you up from the bar

Jake when you are on your period (credits to anon)

Going on holiday with Jake, when he fucks you on the balcony of your infinity pool - (NSFW; minors DNI)

Forehead kisses with Jake

Jake with babies and kids

Being slightly tipsy after a night out and sitting in front of the fridge with Jake

Bath time with Dad Jake and your 10 month old in the “big” bathtub

Big family + Dad Jake - baking things from scratch with the family and outdoor family movie nights

What does Jake smell like

Cross country trip with scruffy domestic Jake and the continuation where you go stargazing and fall asleep in his arms

Jake telling you “c’mon kiddo let’s go home” / “alright kid, settle down” / pushing his buttons and him saying “oh kid, you don’t know what you just got yourself into” (the kiddo agenda!)

McFly and Obviously

Building ikea furniture with Jake

Non-asks

Dad Jake and his kids learning driving

Jake’s oldest daughter gets her period and he is the only one around to deal with it in the moment

To be honest, sometimes you do it on purpose because you know he’ll give you a good fuck and bring you to tears.

If you twirl your fingers in your hair while talking to Rooster, he’s already pulling you out of the bar with a vice grip on your upper arm and his hand falling from the small of your back to your ass, giving it a harsh squeeze.

“Do I have to put a fuckin’ leash on you?” His breath is hot and strained on your ear as he drags you through the crowd.

“Go on, apologise.” He grits through his teeth as he looks down at you, tightly pulling on the handmade ponytail in your hair, making a muffled yelp fall from your lips. “Oh wait. You can’t.” His coy laugh sends a chilling shock down your spine as his cock rests heavy on your tongue.

If he spots one of the older dads getting a bit too close to you in the school playground when dropping off your kids, he’s taking you home and lifting you up onto the kitchen island. Dress bunched around your thighs and breasts spilling out.

MINI-SERIES

Orbit (Coming Soon)

You’ve know Aaron Hotchner for as long as you can remember, but somehow, you both always seem like you are in constant orbit around each other. 

Deep Undercover (Coming Soon)

The first time you met Aaron Hotchner, you had almost married him. The second time you meet Aaron Hotchner is 10 years later, and this time, you have to fake marry him.

ONE-SHOTS

A slice of life; coming and going - Fluff. Just you, Aaron and a slice of life.

“Agent” (NSFW; minors DNI) - Slightly suggestive, fluff. Where you work at the DOJ and finally get the chance to consult on one of your husband’s cases.

What if I’m not good enough? - Slight angst, mostly fluff. Where Aaron Hotchner questions himself.

“Mom” (ft. Jack Hotchner) - Fluff. Where Jack calls you Mom.

Something is up with Jack Hotchner (ft. Jack Hotchner) - Slight angst, fluff. Where Jack worries you would love a future sibling more than him.

Perfect - Fluff. You both spend months knowing about each other’s existence.

Really hot boyfriend - Fluff. When you told the BAU girls your really hot mystery boyfriend would come pick you all up, because Sergio can’t drive.

Mrs Hotchner (NSFW: minors DNI) - Smut; fluff. Where you take on his last name.

Puppy (ft. Jack Hotchner) -Fluff. Where you and Jack Hotchner buy a puppy.

Combat training - Fluff. Where you and Aaron are dating, and you do your combat training with everyone but Aaron.

Officer Repellent - Fluff. Where you get hit on by officers on the case, and Aaron decides you need officer repellent.

Home - Fluff. Where home is when Aaron is with you.

Study Break (NSFW; minors DNI) - Smut. Where Aaron decides you both need a study break.

Sundress (ft. Jack Hotchner) - Fluff. Where you wear a sundress to Jack’s soccer game for the first and last time.

The Six Times Before I Love You (NSFW; minors DNI) -Fluff; small smut portion. The six times Aaron loves you before “I love you”.

An awful lot like goodbye (NSFW; minors DNI) - Angst; smut. You both aren’t anything, but somehow, it feels an awful lot like goodbye.

“You would think its the baby olympics in there.”  - Fluff. Where you are 8 months pregnant and Aaron Hotchner’s baby won’t stop harassing you.

Unspoken - Fluff; angst. Where you get held at gunpoint in the field, Aaron spirals slightly and Jack calls you Momma.

The four times you don’t know, but Aaron knows - Fluff. The four times you don’t know, but Aaron knows.

“Daddy” (NSFW; minors DNI) - Fluff; smut. The first time you call Aaron, “Daddy”.

Dawn to dusk - Fluff. Aaron’s life with you from dawn to dusk.

BLURBS

Hotch - Fluff. When Aaron realises after 3 years of dating and 1 being married, that you still have him saved as “Hotch”

Beautiful (ft. Jack Hotchner) - Fluff. Where you think Aaron is beautiful.

Lawschool!Hotch; academic rivals to lovers with “banter” and a part 2

Aaron protecting you from a creep who tries to hit on you at the hotel bar

Aaron with Derek’s little sister

Aaron and single mom reader with a 15 year old kid

Aaron keeps stealing kisses from you because he loves the taste of your chap stick / lip balm

You are sick at work, Aaron is worried and nurses you back to health

Aaron goes into a hostage situation without a bulletproof vest; you realise you care about him more than you thought you did

You get lightly injured during a case and didn’t tell Aaron, a small fight ensues

Aaron doting on you for Mother’s Day and vice versa for Father’s Day (NSFW; minors DNI)

Mocking Aaron’s “Hotchner frown” and realising your baby girl has it as well

Aaron opening his door to find you hurt, and asking “who did this to you”

Vacationing with Aaron, Jack and baby girl Hotchner

You and Aaron have an established relationship; you always banter and crack jokes with him

Jack outing you and Aaron at Rossi’s birthday party

Sunshine reader and grumpy Aaron

You and Aaron get caught kissing by Penelope

You are a doctor and the team doesn’t know you exist until Hotch gets hurt and taken to the hospital

Jack outs your pregnancy to the BAU

Aaron and surgeon!reader on a hectic day at the hospital

Aaron and you dancing in the rain

Aaron runs the FBI triathlon; you go to support him and the team finds out you are both dating

Where you aren’t being verbal about your struggles but Aaron comes to you

You buy Aaron suspenders

You go to Aaron’s office intending to share lunch with him; only to be swept away into Penelope’s bat cave

Jack hears weird noises from your and Aaron’s bedroom late at night

Aaron and you fight right before he gets called away for a case

Aaron comes home from a bad case to find you cooking his favourite meal; he drops everything and hugs you

Aaron and you are hugging; the team doesn’t know you are dating; your relationship is exposed

Aaron introduces Beth to the team because he is unaware of your feelings for him; you ignore him after and he confronts you

Aaron feels insecure because of his body and confronts you; you are confused because you love the way his body looks

You announce your pregnancy to Aaron and Jack

Aaron, Jack and you go for pride

Aaron and you get back together after a break up

You see Aaron dancing with someone else and get emotional; he looks for you and offers comfort

KJ’S 5 SENTENCE BABY BLURBS

Aaron proposing to you

Aaron and everyone else knows that you are pregnant before you know yourself

HEADCANNONS / BULLET POINT THOUGHTS

You and Aaron are in love and everyone knows; you don’t talk about it, but he gets jealous and protective when someone tries to flirt with you

Girldad!Hotch

Jack outing your and Aaron’s relationship

Aaron wants another baby but is nervous to tell you

Aaron taking care of you when you are sick

Aaron high on painkillers after surgery

Aaron gets drunk and forgets you are his girlfriend

Talkative!reader and Aaron who just sits and admires you

Shy college Aaron who took a class he didn’t need to just to see you

Rossi and Derek send shots to Aaron; Aaron gets drunk and starts to hit on you (although you are already together)

Stepdad!Hotch thoughts

You and Aaron are in a new relationships and he sees a detective flirting with you

Aaron interacting with George Foyet’s child who joins the BAU (no relationship)

Aaron worrying about his relationship with you because he is older

Being in the same law school year as Aaron

Forehead kisses from Aaron

Aaron getting jealous after you and the BAU girls watch Top Gun Maverick

>>> Aaron Hotchner Masterlist (Part 2)

Newlywed Art Donaldson x Reader who cannot keep their hands off each other

*FYI

DRACO MALFOY MASTERLIST

BLURBS

Aaron gets you hurt unintentionally and takes you home to look after you

Aaron and you have been pining over each other for ages

Birthday fluff with Aaron

Aaron and pilot!reader

Aaron uses instagram to check ice cream flavours only

Aaron bringing non!BAU reader to a team gathering for the first time

Aaron overhears you and the team discussing how you are crazy for him

Finding out how clingy Aaron is early on in your relationship

Aaron rejects you, you transfer out of the team, and cross paths with Aaron again a while later

Aaron making you breakfast in the morning

Best friends to lovers after you get a non fatal injury from a case

Beth is jealous and makes a scene where she accuses Aaron of liking you

You accidentally end up in Aaron’s bed after a long night of partying with the team; awkwardness ensues

You and Aaron tell the team you are expecting

You decide to transfer because you think Aaron doesn’t love you back; he confesses before you can transfer

Jack exposing your secret relationship with Aaron

Jack finding a way to get Aaron to go out with you

Aaron confessing his love to plus size reader best friend

Jack outing your relationship to the team by calling you momma during Rossi’s family move night

You sing “Cherry” by Lana Del Rey at karaoke night; Aaron is mesmerised

Aaron takes off his jacket and rolls up his sleeve; you can’t help by stare; the whole team teases you.

Professor!Hotch

First dance with Aaron

You overhear Aaron saying that you are too affectionate and you stop being affectionate; Aaron realises just how dependent he is on your affection

You say your safe word to Aaron; he stops and cuddles you

Aaron and Jack talk to Haley; Jack asks her if it is fine to call you “Mommy”

You and Aaron are best friends with a lot of feelings; you fall asleep on Aaron

Aaron helping his plus sized ADHD girlfriend ease the rough day she had

The team finds out about your secret relationship with Aaron

Aaron and you are secretly married; the team finds out

Stepdad!Hotch

You and Aaron find out that you are pregnant

You ask Aaron out, he tells you there are protocols; Aaron realises he made a big mistake

Everyone realises you have started to gravitate towards Aaron

Aaron goes through your phone; you get disappointed in his lack of trust; you both make up

You call Aaron your man

You and Aaron don’t like each other, but he gets protective when someone tries to bother you

Aaron distracts you from cooking breakfast because you are wearing his clothes (NSFW; minors DNI)

>>> Aaron Hotchner Masterlist Part 3