#kritah

idk what to sayyyyy

i dont want to grow up

being a preteen was hard enough

now a teenager?

soon enough i'll be in high school

then college

then i'll be off on my own! i dont even know if i create a family or not anymore

i miss when i'd run around like there were no universal problems in the world

when i went to middle school for the first time

when i meant people already developing in the end of elementary

when my best friend caused so much drama in third grade

my i was finally taking in info in second grade

when i'd enjoy crustables

when i lost the joy of holding my little brother's hand

when i didnt know how depressed my dad was when my abuelo passed

when i was first let in to theyre first house

when i took my first breath

lifes getting harder. its nostalgic. like just thinking about the past, the trends, what changed, the privileges increasing, the higher demand.

i miss my bff from pre-k

she helped me through

then i moved

english became a part of life

i miss ariah

i remember she could make these puppy eyes perfectly back in kindergarten and first grade

then we stopped talking in third

and then she moved

i miss alexia

we had to sit together at a lone table in fourth grade

we started talking

then elementary was ending

she wasnt going to the same middle school

fuck life is hard

so sad

wow

saddddddsdssss

@ncgz nice to see you

happy i guess

its good

i get cake

yay

toodles

she said that hahah anyways

nighty

i like rambling idk

✌🏽

nice to be home

(@mijikai12)

DISCLAIMER/WARNING: VENT BLOG

Includes cursing and verbal abuse (people like that wtf is wrong with yall???)

I Can’t Believe I Loved You.

A Finncest FanFiction

(Gift/?Commission?)

Chapter 1: Plants Outdoor

“Hey fern”

“Hmmmf?”

“I’m gonna go run some errands. Can you hang out with Jake one more time while I’m gone?”

“Mhm..”

Finn thumbs ups Jake. Jake thumbs ups back.

Finn leaves as Jake goes to cook in the kitchen.

“Fern! Man, are you awake?” Jake asks aloud.

He waits for an answer but there’s just silence

“Fern?!” He, even louder, asks again.

He then finally goes back to the top of the treehouse.

“Hey man, why haven’t you an-” Jake cut himself off when he saw Fern wasn’t even on the treehouse anymore.

Meanwhile,

Plat, plat, plat.

Fern’s constant footsteps press and lift upon the grass as he walks.

“Ugh, where am I going again?” He asks to himself.

“Well, I ain’t doing anything.” The Grass-Demon responds.

“It’s just me, huh?” Fern stares down at his feet as they start loosing consistency.

He stops walking and stands there for a few seconds before sitting down.

“What do you think Finn’s doing right now?”

“You’re always so worried about him. Why? He’s what’s holding you back! Take advantage of it!”

“I…What am I supposed to take advantage of?”

“He CARES about you! You should use that to your own use!!”

“But what’s the point? It’s a waste of time and energy.” Fern complains as he lays down on his back.

“‘What’s the point!??’ The point is that being FINN could make your life SO. MUCH. BETTER!! You won’t have to be called Grass-Finn or be ignored anymore! Everyone will LOVE you!!”

Fern hesitates for a second.

“How am I supposed to do that?”

“You lure him in and turn on his back!”

“And how would I do that?”

GD hesitates.

“Look Fern, you might not like it but…to FULLY replace him: you’re gonna have to ‘get rid of him’.”

“Get rid of him?”

“Yes. Get rid of him. Kill him. Slaughter him. End him. Destroy him. Or!, lock him up somewhere and let him ROT!”

“Isn’t that a little…extreme?”

“You have Finn’s memories, I’m sure he’s seem some ‘extreme’ stuff before.”

“Oh yeah…Are you sure this is the only way.” Fern squints at GD.

“Of course!! How about YOU think of a better way?”

Fern thinks for a bit. “Mm yeah, I got nothin’.”

“See? Now just make him think you’re okay and you’ll be able to repl-”

GD was cut off with: “Fern? What’re doing out here?”

Fern ‘Finn scream’s

“Oh it’s you!” He blushes.

It was HW. They had just happened to pass Fern. They walk up to him with a slight glare.

“What’re doing all the way out here?” They ask again. “Oh I just wanted some time to myself! H-How do you know me?”

“Finn talks about you all the time.” They revealed as They smiled a bit. She sits down next to Fern. “Y’know, he seems sorta jealous that you have inhuman powers and junk.”

“He is?” He questions as he tries to shut up GD.

“Yeah, he says you can like, stretch like Jake and you have that built in Grass Sword he used to have.”

“Ah yeah,” Fern takes out the sword and stares at it. He then laughs to himself. “We used to be so scared of it.”

“Why don’t you hang with Finn?”

“He said he was gonna be out, he wanted me and Jake to hang out while he was gone.”

“Where’s Jake?”

“I left him at the house. Heh, I bet he’s looking for me this very second.”

Meanwhile,

“Bmo, I should really be looking for Fern right now.”

“Wait! I’ve got another trick ip my sleeve!!”

Little Bmo is dressed as a magician. He pulls cards out of his left sleeve. “Literally!! Tada!” He then bows.

“Okay Bmo, I REALLY need to look for Fern before Finn comes back!”

“Ugh! Fine party pooper!” Bmo turns and walks away. “Neptr, wanna be my Magician’s-Assistant??”

Jake stretches out a window and becomes huge. “FERN??? FERN!??? WHERE ARE YOU????