#krabcakes

(In which Kankri is ranting and Jane gets a bit distracted. Warning: Not very on character for Kankri.)

[480 Words]

Jane normally listened closely when her friends needed to vent or talk about their problems. She would give suggestions on how to solve the situation, and even provide physical contact if need be.

But not with Kankri Vantas.

Kankri was currently ranting to no end about the hemospectrum and blood color discrimination to Jane, and she was not paying attention in the slightest. Instead, she was focusing on his looks. The way his lips moved with every word dripping from his mouth, the way his eyebrows furrowed as he talked about serious topics he felt strongly about. The way his white eyes widened and narrowed, the way his jet black hair perfectly framed his face. Jane couldn’t lie, Kankri was one of the trolls that was a bit more sweet to the eye, and you know how much she loves sweets.

The problem was, Kankri had stopped talking, realizing she wasn’t paying much attention to what he was saying. He crossed his arms, a bit annoyed.

“Mrs. Crocker, I would very much appreciate it if you would actually listen to what I am talking about. You agreed to allow me to speak about my problems, and in this agreement I expected your input as well. If you do not mind, I would like to now ask you opinion on the discrimination on blood colors.” Kankri looked into Jane’s eyes, seeing her still not very focused on what he was actually saying.

“J-Jane?” He shook her gently, still being met with her smile and eyes that looked into the distance. He continued to try and get her attention, failing every time. Kankri sighed, moving over to the right side of Jane. He turned her head towards him.

“Mrs. Crocker, what am I going to do with you?” He chuckled, looking into her eyes. He began to blush, taking in Jane’s beauty. She was quite attractive, and she was the most tolerable of the humans. Kankri even preferred her to even some of the other trolls.

As Kankri slipped into his thoughts, he didn’t realize that he was getting closer to Jane. As their faces moved towards each other, Jane snapped out of her trance, blushing deep red as she realized the situation. She was hesitant, but quickly pushed her lips into Kankri’s. He was shocked, but didn’t immediately pull back. Instead, he moved in closer, cupping Jane’s face in his hands.

After a bit, they pulled apart, sitting in utter silence. The two’s faces were red hot, embarrassed because of what had just happened. They stayed like this for what seemed like hours until Kankri cleared his voice.

“So..where was I? Oh yes, the hemospectrum! The mutant bloods, such as myself, are…” Kankri began to rant once again, Jane sitting silently and listening.

She always payed attention to Kankri after that day.

janekri blog got over 150 followers while i wasnt looking H ELP

I wanted to test my markers. Also this is a ship. It exists.

And that amuses me greatly.