HEADCANONS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
As promised, I present to you some of the, and I quote, "fun, goofy, and domestic..." Saja Boys headcanons I told you about in my last post! (No worries, HUNTR/X's are coming!) I've had them cooking for a while now (maybe I'll write some fanfic with them if I have enough time and patience for it... so, keep an eye out?)
ANYWAY, I'll state again, for consistency's sake, that all of this is assuming that everything was resolved and we have a good ending. MEANING:
The Saja Boys got out of their deals, the Honmoon was sealed, and they are no longer bound to Gwi-ma.
Rumi, Mira, and Zoey got to know AND are dating their respective boys. (Rumi x Jinu, Zoey x Mystery, and Mira x Abby (I have something in the works for Romance!)
The penthouse got renovated to make space for the boys since they didn't have anywhere else to go. Jinu stays in Rumi's room, and Zoey bought a bunk bed for her and Mystery. Mira still has a room to herself, but Abby and Ro pay her frequent visits. They and Baby have their own respective rooms.
Bobby manages the Saja Boys, too, now. (Somebody help him. Managing 2 supergroups at once is hard work.)
Now that that's out of the way, BRING FORTH THE DEMON DORKINESS!
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JINU
Listens to all of Rumi's music and wears her bracelet at all times.
Is the best cook out of the Boys.
Cat dad. (Hello, Derpy? Sussie took a liking to Mira, so she nests in her room. Poor Jinu can't take that bird anywhere.)
Has the tiger tattoo on his back (Shoutout to the concept artists!)
Thrifts all his clothes and furniture.
Grammar. Nazi.
Can always be trusted with secrets because he usually forgets them after 5-20 minutes.
Has his left ear pierced.
Wears his shades inside “for the aesthetic.”
Writes lyrics either with Rumi or by himself (Doesn’t like working with Abby or Baby because they make them too overtly sexual.)
Is a workaholic and CONSTANTLY tries filling the Boys’ schedules (Is usually unsuccessful because Baby threatens to set the place on fire if Jinu tries to take him away from his computer.)
Is well known for drinking room-temperature black coffee at 3am for absolutely no reason.
Doesn't drink very often, but when he goes over his limit, he becomes the Emotional drunk (Ro is usually there for support.) He's mostly just resorted to being the Designated Driver when Mira, Abby, and Ro go clubbing.
Gives very soft hugs.
Completely checks out during Abby and Baby’s banter, usually by going for a walk (All the Boys are usually either chilled out and resuming their activities or sleeping in a dogpile on the floor in front of the TV like a bunch of dorks by the time he returns.)
He does not know how modern tech works, so he usually has to ask Rumi, Zoey, or Baby for help.
Still has his Bepa, but he doesn't play it anymore (It brings back the trauma.)
Scares WAY too easily (Literally the kind of guy that freaks out at his own shadow.)
Spends an hour in the shower. Not even getting clean, just thinking (He pays the price by coming out looking like a prune.)
Drives the “family van” (Abbs is the one who put a Baby On Board sticker on the back window, though.)
ABBY
His room is just a gym with a bed and a closet.
Benches to both Girlypop and Death Metal, but always seems to be skipping Leg Day…
Choreographs the Boys’ dances (Ro helps.)
Dad Energy. Not the smartest, but cares a lot.
Does not know the difference between there, their, and they’re.
Has a few tattoos. One meaningful one he got when he was young, another dumb one that he got while drunk, and a full sleeve that’s currently a work in progress.
He has his ears pierced and a lip piercing.
Constant banter with Baby.
Secretly enjoys meditating.
Total Playboy, but also respectful of women.
Has a FIRM AF handshake and likes giving people slaps on the back.
Sneezes way too loud.
Jams while doing the dishes. (Baby beatboxes for him from the couch.)
Is the last one to leave fan events and has to be dragged away (Usually by Ro, because he wants to say bye to the fans one last time, too.)
He is perfectly capable of holding his liquor, but he often drinks past his tolerance at parties and becomes UNBEARABLY flirty. He teases Mira all the time (She hates it, but is also into it, and he knows it.)
Has totally been mistaken for a male dancer in clubs before. Has he entertained it before? Absolutely. How many times? HE’S LOST FUCKING COUNT. (He doesn't even need to be drunk, he just does it for a goof.)
Is actually really good at claw machines.
Doesn’t dress up often, but when he does, he goes ALL OUT (He’ll smell amazing and VERY luxurious.)
Uses Jinu's shoulder as an armrest for no reason other than he's the perfect height.
Has a photo of each of the Boys in his wallet (Baby's face is circled 3 times and labeled “COCKY LITTLE SHIT” with an arrow pointing at him.)
Gossip KING (Ro has to hear ALL the tea he brings home.)
Signs his autographs by either tracing and shading his abs, or by putting a tiny pair of abs under the A in his name.
ROMANCE
Is a Distinguished Gentleman.
Is Pansexual and loves Mira romantically, but knows Abby matches her energy better (He’s kind of dying on the inside about it, but he swears he’s fine. He’s not.)
Has MASSIVE mom energy and is normally very responsible. (He still somehow ends up tangled between Abby and Baby's banter.)
Calls everyone “Sweetie” or “Darling,” and it does not matter if he’s speaking to another man. It applies to everyone.
Is a total heartthrob, but a hopeless romantic at the same time (RIP.)
He’s the most physically expressive one out of the boys (He’s got the trademark “Gay Hands,” limp wrists and all.)
Likes reading, but he also needs to hear the audiobook. He never starts a new book until he finishes the one he’s on.
Has a small, sentimental tattoo on his wrist that was done centuries ago by his first love.
He has his ears pierced, but an extra piercing on his right ear. He also has his left eyebrow pierced.
Is actually very smart, and has a particular interest in astronomy. (He watches space documentaries to fall asleep.) He also loves stargazing and has a telescope on the balcony.
Total plant dad. (He names all of them…) Touch his plants? Prepare to fucking *die.*
Is almost never bored because of his incessant nesting (it drives Baby UP THE WALLS because Ro moves all demo stacks without telling him where he puts them.)
Always makes sure there’s an open window to let the breeze in.
At home, he exclusively drinks green tea, pink lemonade, and white wine. But, at the club, he's a cocktail drinker (something with subtle flavors, like a martini or a Daiquiri.) Nothing too boozy, because he gets the giddy, "I wanna keep dancing" kind of drunk and all of his responsibilities just peace out.
He has a 30-something-step hair and skincare routine. He showers every morning (Abby has to yell at him to get out so he can shower after workouts...) and has a resetting bath once a week.
He also sings Lady Gaga in the shower (Abby does too, just much worse.)
Owns too much perfume (not cologne) and lip gloss (he really doesn't need it. He already smells good, and his lips are already soft and luscious.) He also owns a LOT of silk shirts.
Primarily writes in Korean, but also writes FLAWLESS cursive in English.
Signs his autographs as “Ro” with a rose drawing.
Ties his hair up when he works.
Has a healthy social media life (Is very active on Instagram, but still adores meeting his fans out in the wild, especially kids!) He hates the Paparazzi though.
Doesn't text. He sends voice recordings instead.
Does great nails (Slay.)
Cannot only walk in stilettos, but also SERVES while doing it (Also slay!)
He doesn't get mad per se, just “disappointed.” (Except when he's mad AND smiling, that’s when you run for the fucking HILLS.)
MYSTERY
Has multiple personalities (Best described as “an ancient and incomprehensible entity that knows things people shouldn't,” “The shy and enigmatic, fan-adoring, K-Idol,” and “the quiet and introverted kid that looks like he meticulously plots murder in the corner, but actually likes being artistic and vibes to Bring Me the Horizon.”)
LOVES dogs, but is unfortunately allergic to them.
Takes cold showers only.
Massive weeb (His favorite anime is Blue Exorcist) and has a bookshelf full of his favorite manga/anime.
Is also really good at art. Keeps a sketchbook on his shelf (it looks like a Deathnote) and doodles tattoos on himself with sharpies when he’s bored.
Loves his fans, but is also the first to leave after events. (He's agoraphobic and overstimulates easily.)
Has very sensitive eyes and thinks ceiling lights are evil.
Emo fashion sense. Is actually REALLY good at doing eye makeup (Helps Ro when he asks.)
Got a collective FUCK TON of piercings since being back in the human world.
Has fangs, even in human form (They’re little, though.)
Is a GOOD BOY and drinks his WATER!
Likes the simplicity of 2000s media. Listens to music only on MP3 devices and watches movies on a portable DVD player (he can burn his own CDs). He still plays Cult of the Lamb on the Switch, though. (Zoey's fault.)
Likes thunderstorms, but lightning startles him.
Has a constant 1,000-Yard-Stare, but literally nobody knows because he keeps his eyes covered 24/7.
Never drinks. The last time he drank, Abby peer-pressured him to at a party, he got EXISTENTIALLY wasted. Like, “The rapture happened, we all died, and this is Hell” existential. Abby has made a point to keep alcohol FAR away from him since.
He befriends stray animals! He tried bringing a black cat home once. Unfortunately, there was no room with Derpy around, but he still sees her on the streets on occasion. (Her name is Bellatrix!)
Signs his autographs with a Question Mark.
BABY
SHORT, ANGRY, and calls everyone a bastard.
Is VEHEMENTLY Asexual, but still gives himself the dirtiest lyrics because he likes gaslighting people PURELY for his own amusement (except Mystery, he’s sensitive and also kinda scary…)
Hyperfixates easily and REFUSES to sleep or eat until he finishes whatever it is that he’s doing. He drinks inhuman amounts of caffeine to stay awake (Ro puts blankets on him when he finally crashes. He’ll never show it, but he appreciates it.)
Rap-Battles Zoey as a greeting. (They get along. Kind of a sibling dynamic with them.)Â
Genuinely enjoys playing with the production of his music, but loses his shit when he screws up or gets stuck.
Thinks out loud. (Started V-streaming because of it.)
Keeps his room dark, but puts RGB lights EVERYWHERE.
Has TERRIBLE posture.
Starts Twitter wars for fun.
Lowkey had Anorexia as a kid (He still struggles with it sometimes, so Ro and Jinu make DAMN sure he eats, because the only time he eats on his own is when he sees something he wants in the fridge or the cabinets, regardless of whether there's somebody else's name on it.)
Wears his beanie all day, every day, even when he sleeps. The only time he doesn't wear it is when he’s in the shower.
Uses AXE 2-in-1 in the shower. He *cannot* be fucked to spend money on different products.
Signs his autographs as “Lil’ BB.”
Only eats spicy foods and keeps hot sauce in his room for “emergencies.”
Only goes outside at night during storms (he refuses to explain himself about that one). He comes back looking like a wet cryptid, but he brings back energy drinks, chips, and instant noodles every time, though.
Always leaves people on Read.
Doesn’t drink and doesn't party.
Gets WAY too competitive with everything for absolutely no reason.
Will lick a Taco Bell toilet seat before he willingly admits he has even a SMIDGE of affection for the rest of the Boys.
Has a bunch of temporary tattoos. No real ones because he HATES NEEDLES WITH A BURNING PASSION (He has to be held down like a violent criminal when he gets shots before they travel because he WILL bite.)
Got his ears pierced once, but they closed up after an infection. For some reason or another, he thought the next reasonable piercing to get was a tongue piercing (Mystery went with him to get it.)
Experiments with spraypaint. He likes grafitti art.
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HUNTR/X headcanons are next! If you like my ideas, don't hesitate to tell me if I should draw some of these! Much love!
