#kowitos

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i don't need it i don't need it i don't need it

I NEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTT

shirtless knuckles is one of those things that can make me activate like a sleeper agent

but if everyone who is a robot is organic and vice versa, shouldn't eggman and stone be affected as well? (I think it would be funny if they didn't think they would be affected at all :D)

No, of course we weren't affected. We're outside the range of the machine, we're perfectly fine!

Uh... Sir..?

Oh, and that's such a strange wish for a birthday. You should wish for something cool, like a particle accelerator, or a moustache that even halfway rivals my own. Think outside the box!

Sir..!

But anyway, I guess I don't not hope you're having a nice birthday-

SIR!

WHAT!! *He turns to angrily look at his husband, only to find...... He's a robot. He's like a tall, purple, slightly more human-looking version of Orbot. Eggman looks down at himself and finds that he, too, is now made of metal. He hadn't even noticed. He's an Eggman-shaped piece of steel with a red paint job and a metal moustache. He looks back at Stone* ..... This is bad.

Yes, I believe you're right..

I don't look nearly cool enough. I need spare parts, I'm upgrading.

W-What..??

Give me your uhhh... Whatever isn't necessary.

I..? ...... Yes, sir. *He starts trying to figure out what he doesn't need from his own robotic self*

Anyway. Happy birthday, kowitos. I hope you're happy.

Y-Yes, happy birthday! *He pauses to wave at you*

KEEP LOOKING!

YES DOCTOR.

I haven't started looking yet, but I have a pretty good idea about where Eggman is keeping his switching machine. It must be in his lair, right? But before I look, I wanna study robots as much as possible!! There's so much we don't know! Also, happy birthday! I hope you're having a great one, kowitos!

Aww, yeah, happy birthday!! We're all doing just fine here at the bigass house. A little... Jarred, yes, but.. Overall fine! It just takes some getting used to, is all. Oh! How about I make you a cake! What's your favorite flavor? I'm sure the now-organic bots would love to try it!

He-Heyy, happy birthday buddy! We're glad you decided to stop by. We're all kinda uhhhh... Different? Right now? But it's no big deal! I'm still the fastest thing alive, ha! How's about a birthday race?? One-two-three-go!!

Everything. Except Amy, that is. *He runs his hands through his new quills, amazed at how much he feels everything. He sighs again and sits on the bed, watching Amy pace* ... Darling.

Huh? *Amy looks back up at him. She can't emote outside of her eyes, but she still looks panicked*

*Metal smiles at her. He loves smiling. It doesn't come naturally to him, but he's always wished he could do it at Amy*

*He doesn't even need to say anything. Amy melts when she sees his expression, hurrying over to him and hugging him tight* Awwwww... Honey, you're so sweet..

Agh- *He winces as his fur catches in her joints, but says nothing. He kisses her cheek a few times instead* I'm amazed that you are so strong in your organic form, my love. My body feels so weak.

Oh! *She pulls away, not noticing that she took a little bit of his fur with her* You might be tired or hungry. Do you feel anything weird?

Hm... Yes. My torso feels... Wrong. It made noise a minute ago.

Sounds like hunger to me~! Come on, let's go get you something to eat. *She takes his hands, helping him stand* And uh... Some gloves. I'm fine seeing your paws, but the others might be a little... Shocked~

*Metal's eyes light up when she offers food. He's always wanted to try eating her cooking. He tilts his head to one side as she fiddles with his bare paws* Why must I cover my hands?

Um... Modesty, mainly. Hmm.. My hands are a little smaller than yours, but... *She goes to her dresser and gets out one of her spare pairs of gloves* Here.

*Metal tries them on, but the fingers are too short. He looks up at her helplessly* I will be scandalous....

No no! It's okay! Here. *She takes them to her crafting table and neatly cuts the fingers off with scissors. Then she puts them back onto his hands. They fit* Tada~!

*Metal lifts his hands, admiring his new duds* ... I like them. Thank you, beautiful.

I'm the 🎱 anon! and decided to stop asking in anon mode so that I can add pictures (I like to do photography and digital design) to my questions and maybe do some fanart? (If I can get good at drawing)

Ohhhh yes. Outside the fridge of course. I don't think Amy would like it if I limited her cooking supplies, eheh...

Nor would I.

I'd never dream of it, sunshine. But it's nice to meet ya, kowitos!! Glad to put a face to an emoji, haha!

Indeed. Welcome. We look forward to seeing your work.

PS this series has been on the back of my mind ever since I encountered it making the grip Sonic has on me 10x tighter (im not complaining tho)

Yeah!! Sonic 100% is making some progress on that front…and hopelessly spiralling on others— cOUGHS