#korkey

Korkey: I'm of the opinion that maybe people just don't want to do it or they're intimidated. You're a very intimidating character. Rhod: I am not remotely intimidating. Korkey: You are. Rhod: I am not. Korkey: You do rants. That's your shtick. Rhod: I know, but I'm… I'm a contrary, argumentative so and so. But I'm not remotely intimidating. Korkey: Well, I think that's how you come across— Well, now you look like a rabbit. Rhod: Well, look at me, I'm going all soft eyed. You know I'm not intimidating. Korkey: I know. Rhod: You know? Korkey: I know. Rhod: Do you think people think I am? Korkey: Yeah. Rhod: I don't think they— Do they? Korkey: Yeah. Rhod: Oh. Korkey: Yeah, the showbiz you. They must go: "Oh, look at him, big ranty Welshman." Rhod: Hmm. Korkey: Look at him going on about stuff that bugs him. Rhod: [sighs] Yeah, I suppose so. Oh, well. Korkey: But the truth is, you're not. You're soft and cuddly and generous and warm. Rhod: Thank you. Korkey: And slightly dysfunctional. Rhod: Yeah. Rhod: Rhod: What do you mean, slightly dysfunctional? Korkey: Well, all right, a lot. Very, very dysfunctional. Rhod: [radio host voice] 03700 100 110, if you want to host the show with the cuddly, soft, warm, dysfunctional Welshman.

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from the 16th of march, 2013

Korkey: You don't speak to [normal people], do you? Rhod: Well, of course I do! Korkey: You don't speak to them in the shops. Rhod: I don't refuse to talk to shopkeepers, if that's what you say. Korkey: You do, you wear your beanie and your shades. Rhod: I might wear a beanie... Korkey: You're fine if you've got a table and a load of books to sign... Rhod: I don't wear a gag. I don't wear a gag. Rhod: And you can't call the people of Swindon showbiz, because one thing they're not is showbiz. Believe me, I met a hundred of them last night. Korkey: You've got a beanie on now. Rhod: I have got a beanie on now. Korkey: It's about 90 degrees outside. Rhod: It is too hot for a beanie, I know, but this is my comfort beanie. It's for when I can't be bothered. It's Saturday morning, too early. Korkey: It's your disguise beanie. That's the beanie you put on when you want to go incognito into town. Rhod: It's a multipurpose beanie. It allows me to move incognito amongst the public. It allows me to feel comfort when I'm feeling a bit tired and ill. So I can just stick it on and go, ah, that's nice. It makes me feel like I'm still at home, doesn't it? In a little pair of jim-jams.

Korkey: Hey, talking about sponsoring things... Rhod: What? Korkey: Have you done any training for going up Kilimanjaro? Rhod: [silence] Uhm. Korkey: Because you're going up in September. Rhod: It's difficult what you class as training, really, innit? Korkey: Well, stuff that changes your current state into a state that would put your body in a position to go up Kilimanjaro. Rhod: Ah, no. Korkey: Because your legs, as they currently are— Rhod: My little chicken legs. Korkey: Yeah. Well. They're not even chicken legs. They haven't even got any muscle on them, right? They're lucky to get you upstairs. Rhod: Straws. Korkey: Yeah, straws. They're like bits of string hanging down. Rhod: Like cheese strings. Korkey: You know, like really tight socks. They hang baggy around your ankles, don't they? Rhod: I... am going to start my training in June. Korkey: Okay. Rhod: I've got an intense programme of Kilimanjaro-based training. Korkey: What, like? I mean, what sort of stuff? Rhod: Well, I haven't worked it out yet. Korkey: Well, how do you know it's intense? Rhod: Well, because that's the plan. Korkey: What you should do is some Pilates for your back. Rhod: It's boring. Korkey: Rhodri. Rhod: It's boring. Korkey: You've got to do—listen, you'll hurt yourself. Rhod: I might just knock it on the head and go and play darts for 18 hours a week in Sheaf and have a gully. Korkey: Well, I think that might be my point.

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