I'll get my shit together next month. (来月から本気だす)
Popular kopipe (copy-paste) meme on 2channel, taken from the Nico wiki. Here is something short to get the blog started.
January: If I work too hard now, I'll just tire myself out. I'll get my shit together in February.
Feburary: It's still cold. I can't muster up any motivation. I'll get my shit together in March.
March: It's the end of the fiscal year, bad timing. I'll get my shit together in April.
April: The changing of seasons has a bad effect on your health. I'll get my shit together in May.
May: I missed out on having a fresh start in April. I'll get my shit together in June.
June: It's the rainy season, which just depresses me. When it ends, I'll get my shit together in July.
July: The temperature just keeps on rising! I'll preserve my strength by getting my shit together in August.
August: It's too hot, weakening my willpower. I'll get my shit together in September.
September: Summer vacation has made me lazy. There's no reason to overdo anything so I'll get my shit together in October.
October: Kind of a half-assed time to start anything. I will bide my time. I'll get my shit together in November.
November: It's suddenly gotten very cold. It wouldn't be wise to strain yourself in times like these. I'll get my shit together in December.
December: Well, the year's already over. I didn't get my chance this year. I'll get my shit together next year.