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SEND ♡ FOR MY MUSE TO GIVE YOURS A KISS.( ALWAYS ACCEPTING! )

She doesn’t have to be! Canon divergence is a mighty fine thing ;)

oh, we’re going canon divergent for sure. *salutes* joining that club.

snakeeyewarrior replied to your post: ...

Lmao I’m 5'1 and ¾

/ lags slams fist / NOT TRUE

Considering the source, such a comment likely should not have surprised Lagertha. However, her thoughts and attentions were elsewhere ( some of them had gardening to do, should they have the desire to eat over the next few days, and weeks ). With soil smudged hands, she reaches to push tawny locks behind her ear as he approaches. There is a slight attempt to hide the smirk his mere presence entices, as steel-blue hues raise to meet his gaze.

❛ And how many women have you said this to, Ragnar Lothbrok? Others you have gifted with your favorite goats? ❜

Ragnar Lothbrok tended to knew that he could get most girls. That was never an issue. But, he only wanted one, and she was beyond stubborn. She was possibly the most stubborn girl he’d ever encountered.  He spotted her, and that’s when he made an effort at tactless flirting. He didn’t know what he was more attracted to: the fact that she had soil smudged hands and always looked great while doing it or her in general. The farming part of her was definitely a turn on, but then she looked up at him.

How the desire to roll her eyes burned so hotly, she thought she man burst into flames at any given moment — but she will not succumb to his whims, his desire for compliments not given by the woman he now calls wife ( there are many stored away for him ; many which once rang true and held much meaning. yet not all tales are meant to be happy, or lasting ). Instead, a pointed stare is shot in his direction with such expertise, arrows would have pierced the bone-cage of his chest.

❛ And what makes you think you ever did? Any man can slay a beast – ❜

He didn’t even know what had prompted him to say what it was, maybe it was the fact that when he watched her fight, it always seemed to remind him what he lost. Sure, he was married, but it wasn’t like his wife kept him that interested, when she wasn’t giving him a son.  But, he knew that she had not approved of his comment, when she shot the stare in his direction. He knew that stare well.

But then her words made him unable to fire back. He could hear that voice inside telling him not to engage, the one that sounded how Bjorn had sounded when he was younger. But, he wasn’t that good at not saying what he thought.

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