#konolog

˙ . ꒷ 🦋 . 𖦹˙— chuvas que nunca acabam ; naruto fandom, konolog　Ι　se acaso inspirar-se, me dê os créditos.

(Time skip to where Mitsuki is now 5 years old. And he come home crying)

Orochimaru: What’s wrong Mitsuki? Did something happen at school?

Mitsuki: My crush doesn’t like me!!

Orochimaru: aww my baby’s falling in love! Well it’s okay honey, maybe he wasn’t the right one-

Jiraiya: yeah, She wasn’t the right one but you’ll find someone else!

Mitsuki: but I like Kawaki!..

Koji: Kawaki?!

(Mitsuki nods, and everyone is looking at koji confused)

Koji: Mitsuki, Kawaki is two years older than you! And he-

Jiraiya: HE?!

Orochimaru: relax, But Mitsuki, HE probably wansnt the right one, you’ll-

Jiraiya: Nobody is good enough for my little son!

(Log just came home)

Log: what’s happening??

Mitsuki: Kawaki said he doesn’t like me because my eyes are wide and creepy…

Log: Who’s Kawaki?

Koji: a first grader in mitsukis school

Log: isn’t Mitsuki in preschool?!

Log gives konohamaru a folded cloth, and when he opens it there are like 5 pregnancy tests and all of them are positive.

Konahamaru: this a prank?

Log: No…(it took up all logs courage and dignity to even confess)

Konohamaru: oh- Orochimarus pregnant??

Log: No..

Konohamaru: oh god Not Mitsuki he’s still young!!

Log: Still no- and mitsuki literally got married last week!!!

Konohamaru: then who’s pregnant?

Log: ME!- it’s me..

Konohamaru: you’re having 5 babies?!

Log: NO ITS ONE BABY!!! (Konohamarus pissing log off)

Konahamaru: oh, tell the father I said congratulations

Log: YOU ARE THE FATHER YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

Konohamaru: ohh..

Blank period era! (our hc or as in our Au) They both have been knowing each other since they were 8 or something. And they share a camera recording everything around them, which got a little embarrassing reviewing those videos in their 20s

I actually really like the ship but there’s not a lot of fan content out there of them which I’m a little disappointed about. Like can you imagine how funny it’s be to see Konohamaru just stutter through parent teacher conference cause Log took over since Orochimaru was busy???

And you know what??? I wouldn’t blame him. I too would stutter over my words if I saw Log

I will say I’m a bit happy there isn’t that much ship content of them because the way people tend to treat mlm ships always leads to me hating them in a way. There truly is nothing wrong with deciding “hey I think this one would be a bit more feminine” but when it gets to the point where it completely goes against the character (ex: They are both muscular and tall strong ninjas) there’s no reason that mf should be draw as a twink

posted chapter 2 of my konolog fic and decided to draw a couple of the scenes