DamiJon with Kon listening in and hating himself for it
Supers are the biggest fucking voyeurs.
Kon might feel bad about listening in, but I PROMISE he's not the only one.
It's fine, Clark's just making sure they have safe sex. It's important.
This brings up the funny image of Kon jacking himself off listening to them, and being filled with shame about it, and Clark doesn't know who to listen to.
His 'steak is too juicy lobster too buttery' ass














