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*Yves used SPLASH! It does nothing*
I shall not remain bound to this pathetic form forev-
Bzzt! Sorry he keeps trying to kick me out of my phone.
FEAR ME!
(it's been awhile so have a pissy elf ghost pokemon)
[A picture of Ailiniel, staring at the camera. She means business. VEX and HEX menace behind her. Awkward Teenage Kohouja attempts to menace.]
Any day you feel is a good day to die, Yves.
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[A picture of Jainitar focusedly chopping up hot dogs in their kitchen. The absol family is lurking nearby.]
we are cooking
wow -senior admin nurbs
Kohouja woke me up at three am because she needed painkiller. Poor girl.
Well, it turns out that I may be a bad influence on Kohouja.
Kohouja is suffering from the curse of "teenager" so we're having a spa day.
[a picture of Kohouja, in the unfortunate gangly teenager stage of absol maturity, wrapped in a warm towel, with bright blue, glittery claw caps on her nails and cucumber slices over her eyes]
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[a video. Jainitar is wearing a discreet safety harness while hanging upside-down from the rafters. The absol crew and a swampert are there to assist in the video. A shedinja is painting little bloody fox pokemon paw prints in water-soluble fake blood, like the fake blood on Jainitar's face.
"Okay, so is the line secure? I don't want to fall and hit my head or anything."
As Jainitar tugs on the line, a door opening can be heard from behind the camera.
"Oh, hey, Cornobble!" Jainitar waves at the crawdaunt as he enters the frame. "Is something-?"
Cornobble proceeds to smack Jainitar with the toy fish. It seems someone hasn't forgotten not being one of their favorite dark types.
"Hey, what was that-?! Ow! Shit! Okay, get me down, get me down, get me down-!"
The rest of the video contains crawdaunt violence, and may not be appropriate for younger viewers.]
[a video! a daring wingull attempts to steal the karp fries right out of someone's hands, but VEX and Ailiniel jump onto the scene. two twin thunderbolts later, the wingull is defeated and the day is saved. Kohouja attempts to use thunderbolt as well, but only succeeds in squeaking adorably while making a silly face.]
Yet another disaster averted by our crew of brave absol!
βΊ: What's Hex's go to hiding spot?
@unown-sanctuary
I don't know. I literally do not know. If I try to find them, I get turned around. The only ones privileged to know this information are VEX, Ailiniel, and Kohouja. And I know better than to ask them to break his trust!
