GO READ IT AND LEAVE HER A KIND COMMENT!

Everyone knows the were-Zamboni isn't real. It's just a silly schoolyard urban legend, meant to make kids like Shane Hollander feel bad for giving it their all and excelling above everyone else. By the time Shane made it to the NHL, he had pretty much forgotten about the story, as had most of his peers. Until he was preparing to win his 5th Stanley Cup, that was, when he was forced to think about it.

  So I’m watching the Saved by the Bell Jr Years...

When I was a kid in the late 90s/early 2000s I saw those Herbal Esse

*Herbal essences “organic experience” commercials on Nickelodeon

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That sucks, but for a second I read that as 59C and I was wondering how you were alive. Moral of the story: hurray for libraries! (also I should go to bed as it’s nearly 11pm here)

Can't wait! I've been reading parts of Small Things to my non-gleed roommate, and I think even she might get hooked!

Oh my gosh, that is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me!!!!!

Also, because I do not feel like working, I immediately went off to look up what koala noises are like, and boy was I surprised:

Not like squirrels at all. (Well maybe the female. A teensy bit. But that takes a leap of imagination.)

And these kids are squeaky balloons and bike horns!

Um, so it seems you like true crime? I really like My Favorite Murder (it's funny, but not in a way that feels disrespectful) or True Crime Garage. More general interest: I like This American Life, TED Radio Hour and Stuff You Should Know.

Random follower comment: Woot! Go you! I was doing something similar earlier this year (though not as bad hours) and getting my new full-time office job (as apposed to the part-time one I had at the time) has been so great for me. I hope you have the same positive experience.

Thanks for the condolences. She died years ago and I'm mostly at peace with that part, but how she was treated in life will haunt me forever.

OMG, I never thought of that (hello privilege)! Thank you for shedding light on this! Another thing I'll look at completely differently thanks to you. Your commentary is gold!