#knowsbones

Sans - You kiss him. Sans hasn’t had many relationships, so he is often filled with doubt and scared that he will push you away, so he doesn’t try anything scandalous. When you do kiss him, he lights up like a Christmas tree and makes a dumb pun, but he has the biggest smile on his face.

Papyrus - He kisses you. Papyrus is very excitable, so he often does things without a second thought. The two of you are probably at a sports game when something big happens, Papyrus gets excited and kisses you. It probably doesn’t register for him until you bring it up later. When you do he is a blushing mess.

Red - You kiss him. Red is the least confident man in the world, unless he’s drunk, he won’t actively make sexual advances towards you, except for a few flirtatious comments. When you do kiss him, Red kisses you back a bit too enthusiastically. Afterwards he is beet red all day.

Boss - You kiss him. Boss is always a gentleman, he wants to court you in the most romantic way possible but that means he won’t kiss you without the proper social cues and Boss is really bad at picking up social cues. So you just get fed up and kiss him yourself. Boss flushes and stutters, complimenting you on your boldness.

Blue - He kisses you. Blue has a lot of confidence and if he thinks the time is right he will go for it. He probably takes you out dancing and kisses you when he dips you. It’s the most cheesy thing ever, but he is proud of himself for being so smooth.

Stretch - You kiss him. Stretch can’t even hold your hand without having a heart attack, so when he does think about kissing you, he overthinks and chickens out. You have to get on a stool and kiss the man yourself. Stretch gets embarrassed and pulls his hood up quickly, but he does kiss you back. Stretch is surprisingly quite a good kisser.

Black - He kisses you. Black doesn’t mess around with anything, especially people’s feelings. So if he feels like you want a kiss, he’ll give it to you. He acts like it’s the most normal thing in the world, but on the inside he is second guessing himself and blushing deeply.

Rus - You kiss him. Rus is quite content holding your hand and doesn’t want to overstep his boundaries by kissing you. You have to kiss him and he happily kisses you back, purring the entire time. He tastes like cigarettes and butterscotch.

Berry - You kiss him. Berry is unsure of what to do in a relationship, surprisingly he hasn’t had many. When you kiss him, he pushes you away because he wasn’t expecting it. Berry quickly apologizes and kisses you back, all while he blushes a bright plum. He is the worst kisser.

Ca$h - He kisses you. Ca$h probably kisses you on your first date. He takes you to the arcade and makes a game of whoever gets the most tickets gets a prize. You get the most tickets and Ca$h was your prize. He touches your ass when he kisses you.

Wine - He kisses you. Wine is an old fashioned kind of guy, meaning he takes you out to fancy restaurants and walks you home. He kisses you at your front door and hands you a bouquet of roses. You are unsure where the roses came from, but all you get is a pleasant smile and a farewell.

Coffee - You kiss him. Coffee is not confident at all, he doesn’t like stepping out of his box and the fact that the two of you are dating at all is a mystery. Once you kiss him, he squeaks in surprise and quickly hides his yellowing face. Coffee will sheepishly ask for another kiss.

Axe - You kiss him. Axe doesn’t really think about kissing and stuff. He is just happy that you hold his hand sometimes. Once you kiss him, it doesn’t register for Axe at first. Once it does, he blushes wildly and writes it down in his journal, so he remembers.

Crooks - You kiss him. Unlike his counterpart, Crooks is less confident. He is worried that he’ll hurt you somehow. So when you do kiss him, Crooks will jump back slightly in surprise but quickly kisses you back. Crooks blushes for a long time afterwards.

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Sans - Sans likes someone who he can joke with. If you can joke along with him and not nag him too much, then you’ve got a special place in his soul. Also, go stargazing with him, you don’t have to talk, just stay with him underneath the milky way.

Papyrus - Papyrus would appreciate someone with a sense of adventure. You don’t have to be as energetic as him, but he would love it if you would try new things with him at least once. This is his first time on the surface after all and he wants to make new memories, especially with someone as wonderful as you.

Red - Patience is a virtue, especially when it comes to Red. Red is used to people not trusting him or befriending him, only to stab him in the back later on. So if you stick around, show some kindness and prove to him that you are here to stay, he will really appreciate it.

Boss - Boss is tired of yelling and threats. He has heard them all, so he is pretty snappy when you first meet, expecting harsh words back. So if you don’t judge him for his poor example of first meetings and actually show him a lot of kindness in return, you will have gained a friend for life. Also don’t be afraid to put him in his place, if he is being too rude tell him, he has no filter and would appreciate you for doing so.

Blue - Do not treat him like a kid. He gets enough cheek pinches and children's menus whenever he goes out, it's embarrassing! Please, treat Blue like an adult! Yes, he knows he's adorable and small but he is an adult. Now if you excuse him, Spongebob is on.

Stretch - Don’t be too loud or overbearing. He gets enough of that from Blue. Just love him for him, he is very awkward and has low self esteem, the fact that you're even looking at him in any sort of adoration is shocking to him. Let him talk about his hobbies or the book he’s writing and he will love you forever.

Black - Another one where patience is needed. Perhaps even more so than Red. At the start Black will take little interest in you, so you need to show him that you have potential. Start remembering how he likes his coffee, because you will need to memorize a lot for Black’s infamous ‘friend test’ and if you fail, you won’t have a chance to progress in this relationship.

Rus - Be nice to him and give him lots of attention. That's it. You could stab someone in front of him and he would be like “cool babe. What do you want for lunch?”

Berry - Similarly to Boss, he has no filter. Berry would appreciate you stepping in whenever he starts to say something unflattering. Also please look out for him, he overworks himself to the point of exhaustion. You could say he works himself down to the bone. So for someone to take notice and sit him down to enjoy a meal you cooked or, to have a nap, he would love you for it.

Ca$h - Be kind to him. Ca$h hasn’t had the best start in life and has a lot of personal issues that he is still working on. He doesn’t want pity, do not pity him. Just hold his hand sometimes and tell him everything's fine. You aren’t going anywhere.

Wine - Wine needs to rest. So if you're stubborn enough and actually get him to sleep for at least five seconds, you are pretty much a guardian angel to him. Just be persistent and stand your ground.

Coffee - Show him that you love him. Wine isn’t there all the time, so Coffee gets very lonely. So if you show him affection or cook him something that isn’t just fast food, he will cry because he is just full of love. Also play video games with him and take some interest in his hobbies, Coffee will also take an interest in your hobbies, even if it takes him out of his comfort zone.

Axe - Be understanding. Thanks to the hole in his skull, Axe has memory issues. So he will miss dates and may even forget that you two are even dating on bad days. Just be patient with him and tell him it's okay. Put post-it notes around the house reminding him to take his meds or, about how much you love him. Axe will keep every single one.

Crooks - Help him around the house. Crooks has a lot on his plate. Sadly, sometimes it's too much for him, so he breaks down and cries for a while. When this happens, sit him down, give him a hug and do some choirs around the house or check on Axe. Crooks will appreciate this very much.

Sans - Sans will occasionally get curious enough to listen to your performances. You will quickly find out if he is listening, because Sans will be humming along with you. Once you keep singing, Sans will sing along with you. He keeps messing up the words and makes up his own lyrics. Both of you are laughing by the end.

Papyrus - Papyrus tries to sneakily listen when you sing, so he doesn’t scare you off but Papyrus is as sneaky as an air horn and you always catch him. When you continue to sing, Papyrus will try his best to clap along, but he has no rhythm and it ends up sounding awful.

Red - Red couldn’t care less about what you do, but occasionally he does get curious and will listen to you sing. Unlike some of the others, he doesn’t hide the fact that he is listening. If you keep singing, Red will wait for you to finish, nod and then go back to what he was doing.

Boss - Boss loves your voice, he likes to show off the fact that he has such a talented partner to others and you may have to put your foot down at times, unless you want to put on a show for the whole of Ebott. Boss will always walk in when you’re singing. If you continue to sing, Boss will listen until you’re done and will try to convince you to put on a show.

Blue - Blue is always up for music time, he once tried to start a band but it never really went anywhere. Blue will always try and join you when you sing. When you keep singing, Blue will get excited and will even bring out his old bassoon to join in. Lucky you!

Stretch - Stretch likes to listen to music while he writes, especially if you’re the one singing. He will usually hide and record you when you sing. If you catch him and sing for him, he will be very grateful. You start finding post-it notes around the house with song recommendations on them.

Black - Black was probably about to ask you to stop, but then felt guilty when he saw how happy you are. If you continue to sing, take Black’s hands and dance with him. He will turn a deep red and will continue to dance with you. Black might even sing along with you, he isn’t that bad of a singer.

Rus - He was probably in the room with you the entire time when you spot him. When you continue to sing, Rus perks up and happily joins in. He is an amazing singer.

Berry - Berry won’t mind you singing, unless he is having a business call and his client can hear you. Usually, Berry will sneak up behind you and will compliment your voice. If you continue to sing, Berry will hum along. He prefers to leave the singing to you.

Ca$h - Ca$h will burst into the room, singing at the top of his lungs some random musical number. It won’t even be in tune. If you still want to sing, then sing along with Ca$h, he will stop suddenly and then will continue to sing more properly. He actually has a pleasant voice.

Wine - Wine hasn’t kept updated on the newest songs, the only type of music he knows is classical. So he will be very confused about what you’re singing and will ask if you made it up yourself. If you continue to sing for him, he will make some effort to understand what you’re singing about and it turns into a ‘how do you do fellow kids’ situation.

Coffee - Coffee likes it when you sing, Wine used to sing to him when he was little, so listening to you sing helps him fall asleep. When he is having a bad bout of insomnia, he likes to wait until you sing so he can hide and fall asleep. If you spot him and continue to sing, Coffee will be very grateful. He will try and crawl onto your lap if you’re sitting.

Axe - Axe loves hearing you sing, your voice helps him focus. He wanders into the room quite happily, until he remembers that you don’t like being listened to. When you continue to sing, Axe will sit and listen intently. He even claps once you’re done!

Crooks - Similarly to Papyrus, Crooks will sneakily listen to you sing but unlike Papyrus, it will be a while until you spot him. If you do spot him and continue to sing, Crooks will come out of hiding to listen. He will compliment you on your voice once you’re done.

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Papyrus - Papyrus will gladly give you a piggyback when you ask! If you let him, Papyrus will run all around town with you on his shoulders. Just tell him when you want to get down!

Boss - Boss will at first say no, but if you’re persistent enough. Boss will eventually give in and will give you a piggyback ride. He actually doesn’t mind you up on his shoulders, but once Red finds you two and starts making fun, Boss will be quick to put you down.

Stretch - Stretch will try, but only once and it doesn’t go well. The effort ends up with you nursing a bumped head and Stretch on the verge of tears, apologizing profusely.

Rus - Rus will gladly give you a piggyback ride. He just loves having you close! Rus will feel disappointed when you want back down.

Ca$h - you want a piggyback ride? Sure! Just be careful of anything that’s low hanging, because Ca$h will go out of his way to run under them.

Coffee - Coffee gives you a piggyback ride and he is surprisingly strong! Nothing can stop the two of you with your newfound height, well except Wine. Who walks in and tells the two of you off for tomfoolery.

Axe - Axe refuses. He loves and trusts you, but he hates anybody near his skull. Axe will carry you though, just remind him that you’re in his arms before he forgets.

Crooks - Crooks refuses. Crooks can’t carry a lot of things because of his back and often feels guilty that he can’t do the things that he used to. Crooks offers you an ice lolly instead of a piggyback ride, he feels guilty that he can’t give you what you want.

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Sans - He loves it when you two cuddle together, it gives him an excuse to sleep a little bit longer. Sans really can’t take compliments. Whenever you compliment him, Sans will laugh and shrink into his hood all while turning blue.

Papyrus - Papyrus will enthusiastically return every hug you give him, by lifting you up and spinning you around. He can’t stay still for long, so good luck trying to sit him down long enough for a good cuddle. For every compliment you give him, Papyrus will give you twice as many. It becomes a competition between you two, to see how many compliments you can give each other before the day ends.

Red - Red doesn’t do affection, he loves it but he can’t take it. So Red being a rich scarlet and screaming into a pillow is a common occurrence in your household.

Boss - If you’re in public, the most affectionate thing you get from Boss is hand holding. Privately, Boss is surprisingly affectionate and will happily curl up with you on the sofa. Boss will humbly accept your compliments and will gladly give you your fair share of compliments.

Blue - Getting this man to cuddle, is like, petting a mountain lion. You do it once, then never again. Despite that, Blue is a very affectionate person. He has the habit of giving you a quick hug, every time he runs by you. Whenever you give him a compliment, he turns light blue and excitedly pulls you into a hug.

Stretch - Oh you want to cuddle! Sure! Stretch loves to cuddle! You will have no problems convincing Stretch to cuddle with you, it’s the compliments you have him denying. Whenever you give him one, he goes “ha ha. Noooo” turning a bright orange and then hides himself in his hood. Stretch will stay like that for a while.

Black - Black is used to living with someone very affectionate, so he has no issues with how you operate. Although, he is really bad at hugs or cuddling in general. Black will turn into a statue whenever you wrap your arms around him, then the most movement you get is when he pats your back. Black will sort of accept compliments, all he does is say ‘thanks’ and then carries on with what he was doing. On the inside, Black is very pleased.

Rus - Rus is also very affectionate, so the two of you will get along great. It’s not uncommon for Rus to be latched on to you at any time. Rus appreciates compliments. When he gets one, he turns slightly amber and gives you a compliment in return.

Berry - Berry hates being touched in public, but he will take your hand for a few moments. Besides from that, he won’t give you much for affection, aside from a few snuggles in private, his love language is more gifts and compliments. So while you get plenty of compliments, Berry isn’t great at receiving compliments. He will stutter and go plum when you give him one. If you give him to many, he may have to hide from you in his office.

Ca$h - Ca$h has rarely been hugged, so he will be very confused while you’re cuddling him. Fortunately, he gets the hang of it pretty quickly and surprisingly gives pretty good hugs. No matter how truthful you are with your compliments, Ca$h will always deny it. He can’t comprehend why someone would love him, especially you.

Wine - Wine is constantly working, so unless you can manage to pry him away from his work, cuddling is scarce. He will allow you to sit on his lap while he works, but that’s about it. Wine will graciously accept any compliments you give him, and in turn, he will smoothly give you a compliment that has you blushing for days.

Coffee - Coffee loves cuddling and will gladly curl up on the couch with you. The hard part is prying yourself from Coffee. He doesn’t get a lot of compliments, so the ones you give him are a pleasant surprise every time. Coffee will always turn a pleasing yellow and stutters out a thank you.

Axe - Axe is built for cuddling. He just loves giving you big bear hugs and he is always pleasantly warm. Compliments will fly over his head at first. He will be in the middle of cooking something and will suddenly get it. Once Axe realizes it, he purrs quite loudly in happiness.

Crooks - Crooks is less built for cuddling and more for getting things off high shelves, but he tries. Crooks will gladly accept any cuddling sessions, it’s a bit awkward with how tall he is but you eventually get there. Crooks will gladly accept any compliments you give him and will give you some in return. Unlike Papyrus, he won’t turn it into a competition, but will give you as many compliments as you want.

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Sans - Classic Sans. He is the same lazy, lovable goofball as always. Although, he has been a bit more active since coming to the surface, if you count putting slightly more effort into his career and social life ‘more active’. He still tells very bad jokes and will trick you into doing a chore that Papyrus asked him to do hours ago.

Papyrus - He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere! Papyrus is really active and is an absolute joy to his friends and family. Of course, Papyrus knows when to stop, he knows his limits; but there's so much to do, so much to see! On a side note: Sans is taking sibling applications.

Red - Red is a rude boy, he cares very little about your feelings and table manners. He is not a pushover, if you think that his size is a laughing matter, Red will give you an earful. Deep down Red is a loveable goofball like Sans, but he is scared to show that side of himself and only Boss really sees that side of him.

Boss - All hail Boss! Boss is very proud and won’t back down from a challenge. Monopoly night? He’s the cat, no questions asked. Boss is very protective of his family and friends, even though he has very few in both. He is a big cat guy, Red has to physically drag him away from the cat section in every pet store, for fear that he buys another four legged demon, to add to the three that already rule the house.

Blue - He could rival Papyrus in energy, Blue could power a generator just being in close proximity to one. Loves his little brother so much! Probably carries around a whole family album to show people. Blue can’t help it! He’s just so proud of his little bro. Blue probably has an Instagram full of inspirational quotes and what he got at Starbucks that day. Overall, he’s a really nice guy and you will know how much he loves you and his brother. You don’t have a choice.

Stretch - Help him, help this man. He is running on three hours of sleep, cigarettes and monster energy drinks. Despite this, Stretch is an awkward nerd, who loves fantasy and running away from his problems. Stretch wishes that Blue would step off a bit, but on the other hand he knows that Blue mothers him out of love. Besides, he gets his own version of revenge with all the pranks and puns he comes up with on a daily basis.

Black - Black is the type of guy that would walk on glass barefoot to prove no one's point but to prove that he can. He is stubborn. “Do not walk on grass” Screw your sign! Don’t tell the Terrible Black what to do. Jokes aside, Black is cold and calculating. He is not a guy you would pick a fight with; but he does love a good game of chess. Black will always win.

Rus - A polite boy! Rus is a ghost among the living, due to him being so quiet all the time nobody really pays him much attention. He loves physical affection, hold his hand or give him a hug; but only if he knows you and if you survived Black’s ‘friend test’ you have a friend for life in Rus! He is smart too, so if you're struggling with a math problem or don’t know the name of a certain bug, ask Rus. One word of warning, don’t mess with Black or any one that Rus deems a friend; Rus is very overprotective, you could do anything to Rus but if you bring his family into it, your body will never be found.

Berry - On first glance Berry is a gentleman but, on the inside he is a sleep deprived gremlin. Berry overworks himself, he desperately needs a vacation but he refuses to take one. He tries to be polite but he will not hesitate to call you an idiot. Do not let this man near a kitchen, unless you want a new house. Ca$h learned that from a young age, the hard way.

Ca$h - Pure, unadulterated goblin. He will charm you with his wit and will rob you blind. Friend or foe, do not trust this man. Ca$h has been kicked out of every bar around Ebott, he is rude and will speak his mind. If he doesn’t like you, you will know. Underneath all that gross, Ca$h is actually very sweet and cares a lot about his brother and friends. He blames himself for the things that Berry had to sacrifice to get them this far and despite his rudeness, he is trying to better himself, it's just taking a while.

Wine - This man is running on watered down coffee and whisky. Like Berry, Wine overworks himself, but at least Berry knows when to sleep, even if it is for an hour. Wine has not slept in days, because of this he will collapse randomly so it’s not unusual for there to be a skeleton laying on the floor. Wine is an actual gentleman, he will be polite and not break character but it is all an act.

Coffee - Coffee is pretty sheltered and probably hasn’t seen sunlight since he emerged from the underground. Due to him being a hermit, he hasn’t been properly socialized so he tries to avoid social interaction at all cost. Wine blames himself for this. He loves video games, so if you somehow corner him, just ask him about his favorite games, Coffee will talk your ear off.

Axe - Another polite boy! Axe loves plants and owns many succulents, but due to his memory issues he kept forgetting to water them so now he has a list with all the plants on it that he checks daily, and yes, all the plants have names. Axe mostly keeps to himself but he does occasionally step out of his comfort zone, even if it is only to order food or to ask for directions but it's a great start.

Crooks - The king of being polite! The nicest boy! Crooks dresses like a dad on vacation, you can pry his crocs from his dust. Sadly, he is quite over worked as he is juggling looking after Axe and keeping a steady job. So he is often tired and sometimes falls asleep standing up but, even when he does, he does so with a smile on his face. Even though that smile is sometimes forced.