Oct 23, 2024
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Obi-Wan has another of his no good, very bad days.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Obi-Wan has another of his no good, very bad days.
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The knowing knower.
The one who knows.
They who know the things.
Other People: Why do you study poisonous plants? That's creepy!
Me: *nose in book* Did you know that poison ivy, oak, and sumac aren't really poisonous? Humans as a species just tend to be allergic to them. Also, they're close relatives of cashews, pistachios, and mangos, so super sensitive people can have the same reaction to mangos. Some people are completely immune to the stuff, though. Could roll in it and be fine.
Them: Shit, really?
Me: Mmmhmmm. Also, poison hemlock is related to wild carrot and basically looks the same. If you know the difference, you can avoid eating it.
Them: Oh, yikes! What's the difference?
Me: *hands them book* Study poisonous plants and find out.
Seriously, yes, I know lots about plants you can use to murder people. I know this because I do not want to accidentally eat them.
Or, you know, believe the leader of my country when he says aconite will cure Covid19.
(Also, a lot of them are very popular in gardens. Wear gloves, guys, and don't prune your laurel bushes if there isn't a good breeze going. Or take the branches to the dump in an enclosed vehicle.)
Keeping with my idea of cryptic Mike who says, implies, and knows things without actual reason, I hc that he tells Karen these things in storytelling format. So like Karen doesn't know know, but she knows.
I am literally full of useless shit that only has obscure moments of niche use
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i may not know everything, but i know my best friend’s coffee order and my mother’s favourite restaurant and my boyfriend’s favourite quote and the tells of my brothers and the secrets of my cousins, and that’s enough
Eddie: “I can know weird stuff too”
Yeah but the question is why you know that?
Did Buck tell you??????
Or are you trying to keep up with him?