#knottypines

Doodle concept thingy with a certain (very) large boi. Apparently they have Doritos in space too.

Dorito-less version

Because I like to live dangerously and want to see if tumblr will let me post this lmao

Yeah I thought so too with that one but then I was wondering if that was really was kinky enough for a prompt and also what if they don’t have any fat characters and at some point down that rabbit hole I decided maybe they meant characters with big tiddies or asses. Isn’t ADHD great?

ANYWEHS

1. Stuffing with good quality food

Jake or Kurt honestly, though in normal canon unless Jake’s with someone who can afford it, he’s not gonna put in the effort for quality if it sacrifices quantity.

Kurt would have the “finish your plate” problem with better quality food, and it would be worse the more expensive (or homemade) it is. This barring chocolate shenanigans where he’ll wreck himself no matter what.

That said I have an entire AU where they’re rich and other than Jake’s occasional splurges for fast food, they’re only eating high quality stuff. Kurt’s pretty snooty in that verse too, so he’d only be stuffing himself with the good stuff. (Also yes I’m gonna throw AUs in this cuz they act like different characters in a lot of them).

2. Stuffing with crappy “junk” type food

Jake. Almost every time. In part cuz quantity is easier, but he also just loves sweets and greasy fried things and fast food in general. He’s also been known to eat literal garbage so he doesn’t feel the least bit bad about it either. His dream is to eat his weight in donuts.

And I guess chocolate for Kurt, again. He has a bad sweet tooth too that manifests in weird 3 AM concoctions, but he does feel kinda bad about it. So it’s more of a fluke than a norm. Otherwise it’s just a “I can only afford crappy food” that unintentionally becomes a stuffing scenario.

9/10 Regular/Unusual Pregnancy

Jake. 100%. He’d never carry other dragons though unless it’s some special surrogacy deal (that would never happen in canon for many reasons). But for someone who claims he hates it, he ends up knocked up with eggs and weird critters often enough to make that questionable. Though he also tends to make really questionable deals with very questionable folk, and has this weird habit of manifesting the anatomy for it.

I’ve done it with Kurt occasionally, but it’s very much a “would never happen” fantasy with him.

…unless we’re talking the alien AU in which case both have been pregnant. Multiple times, even for Kurt, because it’s just more normal for drakes. Though for Kurt, it’s very short term and not very impactful on his work like it would be for a human, and it might not even “show” before it’s over. He prefers to be more stealth about it, though if you asked him point-blank, he’d be honest about it.

And Jake….well….

Finished a big 2-part commission for resi-chibi. Probably my most complex comm thus far so I’m happy with how it turned out : >

Wayyy too nsfw for here but you can see the full versions on FA. All parts are linked in the description :>

Drew this like a year and a half ago. Was gonna make it a YCH but burnt out on it…and then I promptly forgot and never posted it.

If you got it, flaunt it~

With alts cuz I’m forever indecisive on tum kinks lol

That’s a weirdly placed sausage :V

Uncensored version (Twitter)

More lingerie stuff~

Kurt may be shy but he’s got the goods too :B