Oct 30, 2018
Y’all remember that one scene from that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where Muriel got crushed by a giant rock and Courage fixed her by rolling her whole body over with a rolling pin?
Yeah I need that done to my body
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Y’all remember that one scene from that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where Muriel got crushed by a giant rock and Courage fixed her by rolling her whole body over with a rolling pin?
Yeah I need that done to my body
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Murry Crimmus 💗
opened up Tumblr and confetti came down
thanks for celebrating my crippling depression bud :)
@ campus officials driving golf carts, if y'all gonna get that close to me then just hit me pls
Has anyone ever really listened to the Shake It lyrics by Metro Station and realize how creepy the song really is????
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Why isn't sugar spelled with an H? Literary side of tumble please answer this
YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH AND STILL PARTY ON THE WEEKENDS YOU CAN LOVE GOD AND ALSO LOVE HAVING INAPPROPRIATELY GOOD TIMES YOU CAN WORSHIP HIS NAME AND WORSHIP A BOTTLE OF UV LIGHT YOU CAN PRAY ON YOUR KNEES AND ALSO TAKE THE DICK ON YOUR KNEES YOU CAN STILL GET FUCKED UP SOMETIMES AND STILL LOVE JESUS CHRIST WHAT YOU CANNOT DO IS CRITICIZE SOMEONE FOR ENJOYING THEIR LIFE THE WAY THEY DO BY SAYING "oh but you just went to church on Sunday how can you go about drinking and partying like that? That is so wrong" BITCH MEREDITH IS OVER THERE IN HER BEST SUNDAY DRESS BUT YESTERDAY SHE WAS TAKING HER HUSBANDS DICK AND CALLING HIS NAME IN THE NAME OF JESUS DON'T GET ME STARTED IM JUST SO SICK OF PEOPLE (mostly females in my personal experience) BEING CALLED SLUTS AND FAKE BECAUSE THEY WENT TO CHURCH SERVICE ON SUNDAY BUT WENT TO PRAISE JEFF'S DICK THE OTHER NIGHT LIKE STFU AND GO GET SOME PRAISE WORTHY DICK CAUSE YOU NEED TO STOP RIDING MINE WITH YOUR DRY ASS COMMENTS ON MY LIFE BYE
Damn this girl
I really fucking miss this girl okay? Like
I was with her twice and she did something to me
Like I knew I wasn’t supposed to be with her because of the things I’d heard about her but that doesn’t mean anything until I have my own opinion
I’m not going to hate on a restaurant because some people had a bad experience right?
Sometimes she kissed me with straight lust, but other times she kissed me differently and I couldn’t tell with what.
Like, she kissed me in my sleep, held my hand, I rubbed her back and played with her hair.
Cuddled once and I felt pretty damn content with life for one night when she didn’t know everything was falling apart for me
A few times I caught her staring at me and smiling and she wouldn’t say why, I didn’t even want to know why but I didn’t want it to end
Fuck man take me back to those two days
Those two days I had with you I thought it would have lasted longer
Maybe I just get attached too easily, or maybe something was there that neither of us pursued afterwards, maybe we just weren’t ready
But she’s not okay and neither am I, but for different reasons and different people
I’m sort of fucked up over this, its been almost four months. I still see her around with her arm around another girls waist and her eyes looking down at another pair not looking at hers
Damn I could have had her, damn I could have a whole different life right now, damn I could be happier, damn things could possibly be okay, damn that i didn’t say something, damn she didn’t do anything.
Damn how she only wanted me for the night, damn man.