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Genkins rewatching Donut getting crushed under the pelican

"exhale and impact. Exhale and impact. Hate my life hate my life hate my life."

"you." "You!"

"I got you now, you fu-!" *Crushed by ANOTHER pelican?!*

Simmons is actually pretty good with keeping a beat as he's performing background music for Sarge's speech

"uh, can't this wait until Tucker recovers from giving birth to an alien?" Doc you may suck at being a doctor but you are very caring I love you

Wash thank you for getting the pelican off of Donut. I almost scolded you like a mother "wash, get off of your brother!"

"Washington!" "Hey, buddy!" Fucking rip my heart out why don't you so cute my cuties

"who's your friend? I like their armor"

"oh Carolina! Hey old... Buddy?" GRIF CALLED CAROLINA HIS BUDDY

"oh my God it's Bruce Willis!"

"you should go and wake them up though. Sarge seems upset" mild Sargington

"go blow some minds" wash don't encourage him XD

Of course Caboose gets it first

"now who would you say is missing here?" "Lopez and Tucker." THE WAY SHE SAID THEIR NAMES IM

"alright Donut here it goes hard mode no sexual innuendo." ...you just did

"penis DAMMIT"

Everyone's helmet flashed and I screamed "YES THEYRE BACK BABY"

I've never heard Carolina this way and it weirds me out and wants me to give her a hug at the same time. I'll be honest she's not my fav character

"I'm always gonna be your friend" let that smoosh any WashxCarolina shippers for a moment and highten every Sargington and Tuckington shippers around the globe can I get an amen. I don't mean to upset anyone but pls I needed this

"wait till you hear what I did to Huggins!" "...what" SHIT

"can you put his body down pls?" CABOOSE STOP YOURE GONNA MAKE ME UGLY CRY

"I killed Church and I kept his helmet" "Badass!" NOT NOW SARGE

"when someone dies my brain likes to hurt me with memories" fucking BABY CABOOSE STOP IT I'm crying

The Reds and Blues all around watching Caboose silently fucking everyone needs to have a cuddle pile party after this

"and they're making me sad so PLEASE PUT HIS BODY DOWN" caboose I'm so sorry I know I shouldn't be because I've done absolutely nothing to you but I feel like I should apologize my poor fucking baby we don't deserve you Joel bless you

"mmm no" GENKINS I WILL SHOVE A NEEDLE UP YOUR DICK

"put it down" OH SHIT

BURNIE YES FUCK YES HI IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU EVEN IF CABOOSE IS CURRENTLY KILLING YOU HI BABY

"where's Tucker?" "I think today he's giving birth to an alien?" "Ohhhh" "what?" Wait what was there a scene in this show where Tucker explained this to Wash cause I would kill to see that ... Tuckington cough cough

"doc?" "Donut man I'm so confused what is going on?" Mild docnut if you squint my babies

Honestly I think they forced SisterxTucker on us and I don't wike it (like if you understood that reference. Reblog if you understood THAT reference)

Wash bless you for giving Donut your support

Donut DONT try to cover up Huggins death with Grif or else you'll be in the same spot as Wash and Lina

HUGGINS IS ALIVE

Okay wtf is going on with these titles

"A.S.S."

"I heard you needed to beat another guy off and I came right away" DONUT I COULD KISS YOU

"You were about to kill yourself?" "I was?"

"woah, dying? Where's Kai?" GO GET HER GRIF SAVE YOUR SISTER THEN SAVE SIMMONS

"Allow O'Malley out" No, no no no that is a BAD idea!

"you're my alter ego!" FUCK YOU!

"Now let's fucking do this!!!" NICE!!!!

"Grif. Lopez. Simmons. Kai. Tucker. Carolina." Um, where the fuck was Sarge, Donut, Doc, and Caboose in all that?

"O'Malley?"

"Oh, he wishes."

SHIT!

That was hot

Wait, am I turning into Kai?

My mouth dropped seeing the hut on fire

"Uh, Kai? Why is the labyrinth showing our burnt up family home?" Shit

"Kai, look at me."

Oh my God I love the Grif siblings

"Look we can talk about this any time you want."

I'm gonna cry

"Uh... Counter landed.... Soldier"

"Okay, listen. This is inside Simmons' head" THE GRIFS WENT AFTER SIMMONS "my illusion was super private, same as yours. So whatever we see here has to say secret" either Grif is really caring for his bf cause he knows he's sensitive or he doesn't want Kai to figure they're fucking so he's making her promise not to tell everyone ahead of time but we already know Grif. We already know.

Ok. Nvm. That's too funny.

"Take this seriously" her mocking voice is making it better

HE'S RECORDING IT GRIF SEND THAT TO ME XD XD XD

"Cause only Tucker can turn it on" those two secretly fucked when Tucker was closeted headcannon accepted

"everyone was gone! I had a panic attack and passed out! Are they okay?"

"still got my penis!"

"what?" ME TOO WASH

"you guys were like haunting me! Telling me you're dead and to throw myself into a black hole"

"now jump off that edge buddy it's our only way home."

Grif!

"too soon?" "It's still happening!"

"Okay. Caboose and Carolina are still captive." OH FUCK! "Or dead" FUCK

"time to fight whatever... Carolina is afraid of" BUT EVERYONE IS TERRIFIED BECAUSE WHAT CAN POSSIBLY SCARE CAROLINA

"or she may die" "fine!" Aw I knew you cared

"whatcha gonna do now? Get a desk job? Pop out a baby?" ... That's low

"And what? I'm meant to feel ashamed when I look at you? Well, you're damn right I do."

"snap!" ME TOO KAI ILL SAY IT ONCE AND TWICE AND ILL SAY IT OK BITCH ME TOO DA FUQ

"Leave her to me." "Not a problem!"

THAT'S MY GIRL!

Oh shit! The observation room at Freelancer!

Baby NO!

"you can't win"

"I don't need to. I found something stronger than strength. More satisfying than solitude and obsession. I found people worth being strong for. And right now, any one of them could pop you with a finger twitch!"

YEAH TUCKER GIVE HER SOME LIGHT

Look at my babies backing her up

LOOK AT TUCKINGTON IN THE SAME SHOT AT HER CAUSE THEY'RE HER NUMBER ONE FANS

"say the word"

Nice catch, Doc!

"HOW DO YOU DO IT?!"

"mmm friendship?" THATS RIGHT CABOOSE WAY TO GO BABY

"you might have gotten Lopez" fuck now I feel guilty for laughing at him

Lopez is alive!

Oh wait

OH FUCK

"Donut, what just happened?"

"And good job you can read minds.

"Krovos had to come from somewhere"

OH SHIT

"only one paradox left to go" NO NO NO NO NO YOU GUYS KEEP GOING BACK THERE STOP PLAYING WITH ME THIS ISNT FUCKING FAIR DAVID

"Hey guys. I don't want to be alone. Can you all be there with me?"

Carolina: You got it

Donut: We got you

Grif: 100%

Doc: We'll be there

Sarge: For you? Absolutely

Tucker: Of course

Simmons: I'll bring the band aids

Sister: For sure

Caboose: As long as it's not Tuesday between 1 and 12

Carolina: I'll be there so hard, there'll be two of me

Wash: Thanks

No no no no no no

Wait, is THAT THE FUCKING BLOOD GULCH THEME SONG IN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND

No

Wait wtf? "Alien pregnancy and you" Tucker wtf did you do that?

Carolina and Tucker share a look while concerned about Wash. 100% Tuckington is real and Carolina runs that ship

"Wash. Was shot."

"This is how I show love!"

"I'll sure miss knowing what's going on" caboose...

"bow chicka bow wow"

"and somewhere in all of that: Lopez" THANK GOD THEY REMEMBERED

"You know it's a real shame I don't speak Spanish?"

HE ADMITS IT