Wrong, lance doesnt have a love triangle cause he is in a healthy polyamorous relationship with kinkade and keith even though kinkade and keith arent dating they r still v good friends and support lance fully.
hhmmm kinkade and keith do push ups competition to impress the boyfriend, Lance, who’s sweating a lot bc they’re really really hot
in general they make lance sweat a lot bc they hold a lot of power and are really nice and fun and he loves them a lot
also they buy all kind of dumb shit and lowkey try to one up the other in terms of gifts and sweets but lance doesn’t even realise
the highest score rn is Kinkade and his 230$ plushie of a blue lion handmade by three different tailors
also they’re also v good friends and go regularly for a run together
the last one to get to Lance’s house showers second so they usually sprint really really really fast and Lance just has two completely wasted dudes knocking on his door after that
