#kk rambles

A little meme I made based on today’s Dog Man book club session! Basically we talked about how Chief fucking HATES that Dog Man is in love with Petey and actively begs and pleads with DM to find someone better, lol. That man wants his son to be with literally any one else! And you know that if Dog Man is ever sad or upset about something, Chief immediately blames Petey. It’s obviously that fuckass cat’s fault that his sweet baby boy is sad! Even if Dog Man explains why he’s sad, Chief still thinks Petey has something to do with it.

Dean is back in the state his parents moved to after they left Kansas when he was just starting high school. Where everyone knows him and everyone knows Sam but he barely knows Sam bc he’s been away about as long as the kid has been alive, traveling the US doing security for various musical artists.

All the women he used to hook up with are married and all the dudes are also married (to women). He’s not above homewrecking but maybe not in the place he now has to live and work.

And Sam… oh Sam is dangerous. They live in a coastal town where everyone knows everyone but also plenty of tourists come through, wanting to see the Oregon coast and the Devil’s Punchbowl. Sammy, with his perpetually scraped knees and cherry bitten-red lips, was constantly attracting the attention of the college guys that came around with their friends in the summer.

Sam gets a college bf one summer. His name is Gabriel and he’s got a brother named Castiel who looks at Sam like he’s sticky, saltwater taffy and the boy wants to get Dean’s baby brother between his teeth and pull. Dean has been battling strange feelings all year, but especially that summer. Going through women in all of the surrounding towns like a boat cutting through water. He can’t admit what he knows deep down, he needs to keep himself distracted. Remind himself how good it is with women. Adult women.

But one night he comes home to Sam being spitroasted by the two brothers and everything… changes. Suddenly there’s a tension in the air and Dean has to admit that what’s growing inside him is an ugly, green monster. Sam knows, Sam wants. And until Dean gives it to him, he will not let his big brother know a moment’s peace.

Dean can’t get away from Sam and his boyfriends fuckbuddies all around town, in positions and situations that make him see red.

Not deleting works that were previously written but after the 2026 Winter Olympics I will no longer ever being writing for hockey players.

All works were completed in good faith and I no longer have that.

Here's a list of players I could/would possibly write for:

Here is published works so far -

Quinn Hughes (contains smut)

Quinn Hughes and Matthew Tkachuk (smut - threesome)

Quinn Hughes injury ramble (smutty)

Quinn Hughes comfort ramble

DARK Quinn Hughes smut

Matt Rempe (contains smut)

Arber Xhekaj smut (Holiday themed)

Luke Hughes headcanons

Luke Hughes (smut) (Christmas)

Artūrs Šilovs smut

More Šilovs smut

Šilovs angst (Holiday themed)

Auston Matthews blurb (smut)

Auston Matthews fluff

More Matthews smut

Instant Gratification (Quinn Hughes smut): Collab with @sweetestcaptainhughes Part Two &. Part Three

All works are FICTION and are not meant to be accurate portrayals or descriptions of the men involved. They are simply characters in my stories and these works have nothing to do with their personal lives. I wish each man the best of success on the ice and within any personal relationships they may have.

It's all basically...

Imaginary person: “Aren't the Oh Hellos just some Christian Band? Why do you listen to them?”

Response: The person singing along to song with enthusiasm. (As if to say, it doesn't matter because they make actual good music or sometimes “It doesn't matter, music is what you make of it!”

And like listen, generally that's not really a problem, I think. The thing rubbing me the wrong is that... The Oh Hellos are not a "Christian Band". They are christian, they do use religious allegory, but like it is more multifaceted than that. On the religious side they often explore faith and deconstruct ideas they learned in church.

But also their use of Christianity is often for framing and comparison. Bitter Water is a song about a toxic relationship using wormwood (a healing, but potentially deadly herb) from the bible as a comparison. Constellations uses the Tower of Babylon as a metaphor for being stuck in your ways and causing damage because of it. Like it's so multifaceted.

(Not to mention that Christianity isn't all they reference at least in their most recent albums. They also reference greek mythology quite a bit. But that might be because they're using the four winds.)