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QUINN: Okay, okay. I'm weak and worried and had to check in.

QUINN: Not a word to Frannie. Got it?

The Annual McCarthy Memorial Gala is always one that leaves the city talking, and this time it was no different. 

Many of the most well known members of the Upper East side arrived to the Gala with gorgeous dates on their arms and even better looking jewels on their neck. Of course, not everyone seemed to get the dress code in the invitation. Jake Puckerman arrived slightly underdressed for the occasion, his younger sister and newcomer on the scene, Sarah Puckerman, on his arm. We’re writing his outfit choice off as a way to stir the pot, where as we’re willing to bet Miss Stacy Evans is just clueless when it comes to how these functions work, since she arrived to the gala in a New York taxi cab. How tragic.

While guests and dates are often the talks of our blog, the pairings for this event were rather dull. Frannie Fabray attended the party with a rather yummy male model, but we’ve heard since that night she’s filed at restraining order so we’re willing to bet it wasn’t all heart eyes and rainbows between the two. Her ex, Duke Wilde, brought a date of his own, but seemed to disappear from her arm early in the night. Marley Rose attended the party with her step brothers best friend, Hunter Clarington. At first we hoped a scandal was on the horizon, but many sources heard Clarington state he brought Princess Peach as his date because her new step brother dropped out at the last minute. Not very brotherly, Sebastian. The only other notable dates were the hosts themselves. Mason McCarthy brought long time date, Kitty Wilde with him, not too shocking, but his sister Madison McCarthy brought Ryder Lynn. Quite interesting considering the past between Wannibieber and Kit Kat, especially since Ryder Lynn has been seen out numerous times, before and after the Gala, with Marley Rose.

The dateless includes Stacy Evans and Scout Lynn. Sorry ladies. Maybe next time just go with each other, it’s always less pathetic then going stag.

It’s really not a secret that Kitty Kat and sought after Puck Jr. have had their fair share of bickering matches in the past few days, mostly due to Jake’s severe need to protect Ryder Lynn from the cat’s claws but our sources have found out something very interesting. For enemies, they certainly don’t have much trouble spending some time together. 

They really should know better than to hang out together in public where the all seeing eye can catch them in a second. Apologies for the quality; our source was attempting to be discreet and failed at being a proper photog. 

What I want to know is how does our dear Ryder feel about this? His angry ex and his best friend getting chummy while he’s none the wiser. I don’t know about the rest of you but it’d be a real game changer if these two somehow ended up friends. Especially after Kitty’s harsh criticism about both of the bosom buddies. I guess opinions can change, can’t they?  

Are you one of those tweens on twitter that ship real life people? If so, we suggest you leave our blog be, because these kids get around faster then Leonardo DiCaprio at Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and you’ll just end up disappointed.

One thing I feel certain about though, is the fact that Kitty and Ryder will not be making up any time soon. And don’t take my word for it, take Ryder’s. “He’s not a cat person.”

I think it’s just the rich bitch doing a favor to the saddest thing to walk through the UES since Marley. She’s prime for the picking and while I haven’t seen Kitty Kat turn her manic mouth on her yet, that’s not necessarily a good thing. Let’s just imagine the pure little bud turning into Kitty 2.0. I bet her drooling puppy dog, Sarah, won’t like that one. Better keep your girl in check or you’ll lose her to the allure of the blonde and beautiful. 

Honestly? It’s the classic tale of the good old green eyed monster. Baby Lynn is fuming because she’s not on his list of hit and quit it. Not that I blame her, if a Puckerman doesn’t even want you, then who will? Something tells me there’s more to the story then we’re led to believe.

That really would put the nail in the coffin, wouldn’t it? Ryder’s precious little butt buddy taking after his ex, his current squeeze, and his sister. How very Puck of him. If I had a camera, you’d better believe I’d love to document that blow up. Talk about a magazine headline for the ages.