#kitty batman

She's rolling her eyes cuz she thinks I'm making a joke about Catwoman when I'm thinking of grumpy kitty Batman

He is a cat. To me.

they didn’t always know he was a cat since his public persona is a cat hybrid. having batman be fully human while bruce wayne be a cat hybrid helped him keep both personas separated. he hid his ears with the cowl and he’d wrap his tail around his waist under the armor to keep it hidden.

the first few weeks of him working w the jl were a little wonky. he had already partnered up with some of the heroes in the team in the past but it was never for the long term. considering his past, it was hard for him to gain trust in them since his cat instincts and paranoia were building off of each other. he’d move away when they’d get too close, he wouldn’t turn his back against them if he could help it, he’d hide away when he’s not needed, and he tried so hard to resist the urge to hiss and swat at them when they did something he did not like at all.

but the more he spent time with them, and the more battles they do together, he slowly began to relax around them. he began to eat in front of them, he would allow them to manhandle him (with complaints), he’d seek them out in locations nonchalantly, and he would resist the urge to purr when they’d get near to him. he goes from feral cat to a spoiled house kitty.

It's like, I never thought about that idea, but makes a lot of sense, because he's always acting like a a cat even in the canon comics, always looking for a high building to be on when he's patrolling Gotham...

I think that maybe he would love to be on Clark's shoulders or on the top of his head because he's like the tallest one in the JL (I think?) and because Clark likes to be like floating around, so he would be ever taller.

And when he's mad with the JL he just disappears and the JL spends lots of amount of time searching the while Watchtower in order to find him (because the system says that Batman didn't leave the Watchtower) but he's like in the most obvious place ever (like when your cat is on the top of the fridge and you're just freaking out because you can't find him), just watching them.

Ad I love the thought of Bruce hissing at them when he's mad but everyone is just thinking that he's so cute and adorable and want to bite his cheek. Maybe because he isn't wearing his cowl because everyone knows his identity already and maybe he isn't even wearing the cape because it's hot and everyone can see his tail swaying.

No one ever says something but they all think Bruce is just cute and can't help but not being afraid of him when he's mad anymore

Anyway, I would love to keep reading your ideaass!!

omg thank you so much!!!! also not bothering me at all, i love these please keep them coming!!!!!!!!! i tend to respond slow since it takes me a while to get started on things AND finish them even w things that i like hehe.

anyways, him sitting on clark's shoulders is something he would TOTALLY do!!!! him looking for high places to sit at and w clark being so warm?!?!? he would totally love it. i can picture him in kitty form climbing up clark like a tree before laying on his shoulders and just become a purring mess. i also think he would do the same to diana because she's also very tall!!!! imo i think i like diana being the tallest of the three with clark as second and bruce as third. i think its funny hehe, plus i'm horny for tall and strong women. diana would also indulge him a lot and give him lots of pets and nuzzles. she would totally spoil him LOL.

also him going missing and jl freaking out is SO funny, i didn't even think abt that but its so in character 😭. i can imagine him loafing on top of the fridge, big blue eyes watching them while hearing the jl look for him unsucessfully. since he has black fur, i can picture him blending in so well in dark places that everyone who can't float have to be extra careful not to step on him ha.

OMGGG YES EXACTLY. like before they found out he was a kitty, they were unnerved by him and did get like tense when he was mad at them because he was kinda spooky yk?!?!?! but the minute they find out, they just couldn't take it seriously anymore. they just get hit w the biggest cuteness aggression because bruce's fluffy ears pulled back, his cute fangs on display, the high pitched hiss, and his black, poofy tail swinging back and forth??????? all they see is the image of a small kitty thinking its a big lion

plus they also think of moments when they catch him loafing, whenever they scratch that specific spot above his tail that makes his butt lift in the air, whenever he grooms them. when he starts to purr when he's kneading their bodies. like bro is just too cute. his street cred has been LOST. bro is DOMESTICATED. feral cat to spoiled housecat, what has become of The Batman?

Which animal would be each of the batkids?

And also... do you think kitty Bruce would just steal JL clothes just to make a nest? Like in omegaverse, because he loves the scent of his partners (scent that the rest of the league can't quite notice, except Clark maybe, because they are not hybrids) and because he was always the big one in his previous relationships and never got a chance to wear his partners clothes and now he can.

And the JL doesn't really notice because they're a mess and they just leave their clothes (jackets and shirts) in the place they train and in the Watchtower and Bruce just have to wait and steal them (borrow for a indefinite amount of time, shh, he's not stealing at all). (And I picture him as a kitty going to hunt, really concentrated, and just waits to the best opportunity to catch his "prey")

The JL doesn't realize until one day they go to the manor unannounced and Bruce just woke up and was wearing the shirt of one of them, maybe Barry, and he's just like "wait a minute, I saw that shirt somewhere before..."

for the bat kids, i think they’d all be canine hybrids! i still haven’t decided what type of canine hybrid i want some of them to be but i do have some picked out already. i think jason would be a wolf hybrid, dick would be a belgian malinois hybrid, and damian would be a fox

he would ABSOLUTELY steal their clothes!!!!! he’s a chronic clothes stealer so his kids also know to not leave their clothes out where bruce can see or it will never leave bruce’s nest 😭. (jason has lost many hoodies ever since he came back and will sometimes go home to find bruce wearing a hoodie he’s been looking for months)

him being able to wear his partners’ clothes is also a big plus to him. he’ll wear everything, their shirts, sweaters, pants, etc. anything that has their scent on it, would be free real estate for him 💀. i’d like to think he has a separate room where he has his nest since he doesn’t want his nest to get dirty and his nest is bigger than his bed too so it’s easier to cuddle all his kittens.

OMGG YES, him catching his prey is something he would do. his eyes would narrow, he’d go into a pounce hold, and i can picture his tail swinging low as he hones in to his target.

the team would ABSOLUTELY find out like that because ik bruce would be a little embarrassed if they find out how much clothes he has stolen from them 😭😭. ugh but they can’t even be mad at him because he looks so cute, hair and fur sticking everywhere, sleepy eyes, drool marks on his chin, while wearing a big shirt and boxers. how could u ever be mad at such a cute scene?!?