Which kitty is the biggest flirt?
The biggest flirt?! Well then, instead of saying which ones are, I figured since this took me so blasted long to get this out for you Anon-san that Iād do it more like a bit of a scale of 1 - 10, and how they flirt with you.
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On a Scale of 1 - 10, Which kitty is the biggest flirt:
Kitty!Noctis - This kitter, at first, is a 1 on the flirty scale. NOW NOW, donāt be angry, you have to realize that he sleeps about 14 hours a day, if not longer. This kitter doesnāt have that much time in the day to flirt with you. HOWEVER, when heās awake heās about a 6, turning up the charm by flopping over onto his back, purring at you, kneading the air to get your attention. Once you put your hand on his belly, he gives you a half hearted beartrap, playfully nibbling your wrist.
Kitty!Prompto - Your fluffball of sunshine is about a 6-7 depending on his mood. He gets your attention first by singing with you, burbling at you, and purring as loud as his little form will let him, before he rubs against your legs as your only warning that heās going to jump up into your arms, his head tucking instantly under your chin as he purrs and kneads against your chest.
Kitty!Gladiolus - The big guy is all about turning on the charm. Heās about an 8-9 depending on how long your day has been. Heās one to stick to you when you come home, meowing and demanding your attention. When you settle in, he will be all over you, rubbing his head against your hand, your arm, your leg, whatever, cause he wants cuddles, and he wants cuddles now thank you.
Kitty!Ignis - The dapper kitter is about a 5-6 with the flirting. Mostly because heās kinda aloof as to when he wants cuddles. But when he does, he turns on the charm. Much rubbing against your leg, much kneading on your lap, much purrs when you rub just right behind his ears.
Blind Kitty!Ignis - Surprisingly, he cranks up the charm even further when he becomes injured, coming in at about a 7-8. Heāll call to you, and will wait for you to call back to him so he can find you, and when he does, heāll first come up and find any part of you, and lower his head, rubbing against you before flopping over to his side, kneading against you. His head will tilt back and at that point he will expect chin rubs please.
Kitty!Cor - Sadly, your shadow only comes in at about a 3 or a 4 on a really good day. Cor is never one to flirt to get what he wants, though heās not demanding of it either. Heās subtle in his ways of getting you to pay attention to him. Usually by slowly working his way onto your lap when yourāe not paying attention.
Kitty!Iris - This little angel, you call her that because that is what she is, is about an 8 or a 9, and right on par with her actions like her brother. She will follow you, meow up at you, rub on your legs, flop over onto her back and expose her belly, meow even more cutely somehow, then when you pick her up she squirms only to gently nuzzle against your chin, purring quietly.
Kitty!Aranea - Your stand offish girl comes in at about a 3 as far as flirting goes. She will want attention only when she wants, and ONLY when she wants. Though when she wants your attention, sheāll sidle up to you and sit next to you, purring softly up at you.
Kitty!Cindy - Your resident flopper. She comes in on the scale at about a 6 on the flirt scale. She will burble at you to get your attention, then the moment you start petting her she flops over on the floor, the chair, the table where ever sheās at, so you can rub her belly.
Kitty!Luna - This princess comes in at around a 6-7 depending on her mood. Sheās very talkative when she wants to be and will use that to her advantage. She will burble and purr, and rub against you, and sometimes will flop over at your feet, kneading against you till you pet her.Ā
Kitty!Ravus - Ā Mister Semi-Grump comes in at about a 4-5. Heās moody to say the least, but he knows how to amp up the charm should he want something. He will burble and slightly hobble up to you, then rub against your leg a little and wait for you to pet him. When heās had enough, he will remind you of whoās in charge by biting your wrist - never enough to break the skin, just a warning.
Kitty!Cid - Your grumpy old man comes in around a 7 on the flirty scale. Mostly because he refuses to wear his sweater and will do whatever he can to get close to you to feel warm, and if he has to try to charm you to do it, so be it. Heāll rub on your legs, or sidle up to you on the couch when you sit down, rubbing his face against you, till you pet him, and when you do, your lap becomes fair game.
Kitty!Regis - The king himself comes in around an 8 - and doesnāt realize heās flirting. Heāll burble, and rub on you, or your company, and will flop over with a soft grunt as he kneads the air looking for belly rubs. When you coo to him, his purrs grow louder, and heāll follow you about, darting about your legs. Youāve found that if you pick him up, and let him wrap his paws about your neck and purr in your ear, he calms down just a little.
Kitty!Clarus - The kingās shadow comes in around 7, and it doesnāt flirt all the time like his son or his daughter. When he does flirt to get attention from you heāll burble and purr, and meow loudly, circling about your legs as he looks up at you.Ā
Kitty/Kitten!Talcott - Your little spitfire comes in around a 6 on the flirty scale. Heāll burble, purr, and circle about your legs to get your attention. Once he has it, heāll mimic Noctis and flop over onto his back, and when you rub his belly, heāll gently beartrap about you, washing your wrist.
Kitty!Gentiana - She comes in around a 5 on the flirty scale as she can be a little demanding of pets and snuggles when she wants them. Sheāll purr long and loud to you, following you about, only to have you blink in surprise as sheās taken up your lap, and you wonder how and or when she got there.
Kitty!Ardyn - With you, he comes in at about a 3. With anyone else, an 8. You cannot figure out why you and him donāt get along, and you almost get jealous of the fact that he will rub against anyone that visits, or purr and meow up at them when he doesnāt do that with you.
Kitty!Nyx - This dude, you swear. Nyx is a 10 on the flirty scale. He does anything and everything to get your attention. He will meow and purr and rub and flop and roll about, and get up on his hind legs and nuzzle into your hand when you reach down to pet him, and heāll meow and rub and do it all over again.
Kitty!Libertus - Fluffernutter comes in at about a 6 on the scale. He will usually do what he can to get cuddles from you, be it rubbing or flopping near you, or meowing loudly up at you as he circles about your legs. Good luck getting him off your lap after heās settled in though.
Kitty!Crowe - Little miss climb up high on all the things comes in at about a 4. Sheāll burble at you a little, but wonāt do much more than that. Sheāll sneakily come close, purring at you, maybe a soft burble here and there, before you then notice that sheās suddenly taken up your lap.
Kitty!Pelna - He comes in around an 8-9 on the flirty scale, and rivals Gladio and Nyx easily. Heāll purr at you and rub against you, and jump up into your arms, making it so you have to hold him as he smushes his face against yours, and headbutts your chin.
Kitty!Titus - Standoffish, he comes in about a 2-3 as far as flirting goes. When he does want your attention he waits till youāre seated, and will burble once, before climbing up onto your lap, and gently kneading against your thigh.
Kitty!Dino - Astrals save you. 8-9. His charm skills are enough that you wonder why in the sam heck anyone gave him up in the first place. Heāll purr and rub and flop, and stretch when you rub his belly, and lean into your pets and talk and will grab your necklace and mush his face into it, and will nose your earrings if you wear any.Ā







