#kitty!dave

This is the kind of stuff I do when I’m bored haha

▲: god damn it stop teasing me with that red dot

▲: i know youre fucking controlling it

▼: hehe no im not dave!

▲: bullshit

▼: no, its a uh...fairy or something!

▲: it moves when you twitch your hand

▼: hehehehe, i don't know what you're talking about!

▲: are you serious

▲: a fairy

▼: look there it is over there dave!

▲: im suppose to believe that

▲: god damn it get back here you piece of shit thing im going to kill you

▼: hehehe!

▲: you like seeing me this way dont you

▲: lets just make me jump all over and be retarded

▲: cuz i happen to have cat eats and shit

▼: yep! sounds about right! oh no dave look its escaping!

▲: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck GET BACK HERE

▲: oh hell no

▲: you just want me to jump really high

▲: thinking i wont land on my feet again

▼: what no dont be silly!

▲: well fuck you cuz im going to get it this time

▲: doesnt matter how high i have to jump

▼: uh huh. i dont know dave its pretty high

▼: it might just get away this time!

▲: just you watch

▲: GOTCHA

▲: youre so fucking dead now

▼: oh gosh dave you sure did get it!

▼: oh wait no!

▼: its on your back!

▲: its gone

▲: nooo

▲: get it off

▼: oh gosh its still there dave!

▲: motherfucker this is worse then trying to catch my tail

▼: oh snap look its on your tail now!

▲: AAAAHHHHH IM GOING TO KILL YOU