Do you have toilet seat covers at work? THEY MAKE AMAZING BLOTTING PAPER. Seriously, go pee and rip one of those suckers into a bunch of pieces and blot away.

Do you think they meant a levithan? The biblical monster?

I remember thinking really hard about applying for a position at a big Catholic church. I was like "I'm Italian. This is my people. I can pretend to be a total doucheba...no, I can't." The things we almost do for money :(

I WAS 90% OF THE WAY THROUGH THE BIG REPUBLICAN JOB APPLICATION BY THE TIME I REALIZED IT. It starts out talking about the charities they have for childhood education and then starts asking you how you feel about gay marriage.

Maybe it’s a bug bite? Or a splinter?

It doesn't look like he broke the skin at all?? his foot is just swollen and he doesn't want to walk on it. We cleaned between his toes with hydrogen peroxide in case it was a cut, but there was no blood or anything. :(

Man, this is a tricky question because Calvin isn't really musical. The strange thing about that Mama Cass song is that he DID react, not much music makes him sit up and take notice.

I know nothing about ulcers, but before you eat something, make sure your meds aren’t supposed to be taken on an empty stomach. You can look up the drug online or call the pharmacy. Good luck!

Well, I physically don't have any meds on me yet is what I'm saying. I just have the papers, we didn't get to pick them up from the pharmacy yet but should get to later today, but I kind of need to be eating before that. I know that some meds need to be taken with food and all that though.

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!! You won't get the chance again AND you can always turn down the roll later if you change your mind!