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Why are the hoomins always getting it wrong? They say facepalm, but they actually doing a palmface. When you headdesk you bring your head to desk. So facepalm should be face to palm. But they palm to face. So it should be palmface.
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Kitpire at large....
*is alone at bus stop* *decides it's okay to sing along to Spotify playlist* *hits chorus of "Gimme Sympathy" * *realises there's a very amused pair of eyes staring* ... *shuts right up and bes alla sheepish*
What if we sneaked up behind him and went "NUUUUUUUUUUUU"...
Kitpire to The Floof, on realising such behaviour would prolly freak guy using 3D printer in fab lab out.
All the coffee in the World
me: *rocks up to barista*
me: *hands over grande goat mug*
me: please put as much coffee as can fit in dis thanks
barista: O.O
cashier: that's gonna be like... more than one coffee
me: yuh. All the coffee. *waves a tenner around*
all the baristas: O.O
cashier: okay... so 2 coffees?
me: if fit moar, do it.
cashier: might overflow...
me: I DON'T CARE. GIMME.
everyone: o.o
