hehehehe okay SO!!! (insp. from the dream!) imagine he’s straddling ur hips and he’s got his fingers in claw shapes and they’re nestled in between ur ribs but he’s not moving, not actively tickling, but just him putting his fingers in place tickles and the anticipation of it all has u squirming so ur moving around and every time u move, the pressure where his touch is hits at a different angle and tickles all over again. like he’s not tickling u, ur tickling urself by squirming on his fingers. and OBV he’s a snarky mf’er about this. when u complain he’s like “I’m not even doing anything! I’m just sitting here. you’re the one making this worse for yourself. just stay still” and it’s impossible but maybe you finally manage to get still BUT THEN YOU STILL HAVE TO BREATHE and when you take in a breath it moves your ribs into his fingers and the whole ordeal starts over again. and when u complain this is Unfair And Inhumane he chuckles and lets up and goes somewhere else, latching onto ur hips or knees, and the initial contact sparks the ticklish feeling but he’s keeping still again while ur body can’t help but squirm and flail under him and create more ticklish sensations involuntarily 🫥 and he thinks this is the most entertaining thing and he’s chuckling all affectionately at u and going on all smugly about how he “could probably stay here like this all day”, how he’s “not even expending any energy”. and maybe you finally manage to keep still and u think you’re safe bc he’s moved to a spot that doesn’t shift when u breathe BUT HE JUST PULSES HIS FINGERS IN PLACE LIKE TWICE and starts the whole chain reaction again oh boy 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥
hey so i literally got up from my desk to take a lap around my room.
shut up shut up sHUT UP HE SO WOULD DO THAT HE'S EVIL head in hands practising mindfulness techniques and deep breathing in for four hold for seven out for eight what the heeeEEEELLLLLLLLL
