#kitchen joke

Of course not because he likes females better or anything. (This is Faquarl we're talking about! He hates every single damn human and wants to murder them all.) It's only because he's been told the same countless times over the centuries, always favoring the cook's disguise, and he's become sick of it and the usual arrogant tone his masters say it as well.

Getting fucking sick and tired of 'em 'go back to the kitchen' jokes? 

Here's somethings you should remember!

That's where all the pretty knives are.

Also where the alcohol are!

Also where explosive stuffs are (aka ovens, toasters etc.)

Mortar and Pestle's there too. Ps: If you don't know what that is, Look it's made out of granite too! (Especially got one with a source link just so you could get one if you don't already have it.)

My mom pointed out chopper, I mean, I know I already said knives though.

My washing machine and laundry and bleach's right beside my kitchen.

How many of you have rat poison? Idk man, I mean, that's usually in a storeroom near the kitchen right?

Sandwiches? Ham's kinda boring, what about rat poison?

*_* Kitchen has many herbs and spices, right? Men like sandwiches as long as there's meat... right?

Fyi, we can use milk in many foodstuff. Hopefully those sexist motherfuckers aren't lactose intolerant. I'd like to see you play games with a fucking diarrhea.

Take that, dipshits.

O right. THere's the stove.

Readily available fire!

I wonder which unprepared humans are flame proof.