Kit Caless is a writer and editor from Hackney Downs. He is co-founder and editor of Influx Press, a small independent publisher of fiction and non-fiction from the margins of culture. He is also a regular contributor to VICE and the author of âSpoonâs Carpets: An Appreciation.â (Vintage / Square Peg, 2016)
Rachael Smart, an MA student of Creative Writing at The University of Nottingham spoke to him about his writing on behalf of The Letters Page.
Published last year, Kit Calessâ âSpoons Carpets: An Appreciationâ is a catalogue of more than 80 J.D Wetherspoonâs carpets. This fascinating book straddles the terrain between fiction and non-fiction, featuring photos of each unique floor tapestry, its location and local history. Whether that carpet is bohemian, retro, regal or plain old ugly, all the well-trodden histories underfoot are drawn out by Calessâ incisive research. Thankfully, this epic project wasnât a solitary pub crawl and once Caless had established his aptly named blog, âWetherspoonâs Carpetsâ, in 2015, boozers nationwide soon got uploading foot selfies featuring Wetherspoonâs carpets.
âWho Knows the Origin of Anything?â in The Letters Page (Vol. 2) is a series of emails addressed to somebody who replicated Calessâ Wetherspoonâs Carpet blog on Instagram. Caless captures all the absurdities of ownership within the muddy realm of digital publishing with wry wit. It is written in a passive-aggressive style that Patrick Cash at The London Review describes as âVice-like humorous, tragic, and vaguely existential.â Â Despite its humour, the correspondence serves as a timely reminder that the grim realities of plagiarism are never too far off in the digital landscape. I start by asking Caless what he thinks about plagiarism in relation to social media:
âThe difficult thing about the plagiarising of my Wetherspoon's Carpet blog,â he says, âis that I'm essentially just compiling pictures of other people's art, nothing more, nothing less. I'm using other people's designs and even other people's photos to create a blog, so what leg do I have to stand on when complaining about using other people's creations? That was the funny thing about it, I was getting mad that someone else had copied my idea of compiling someone else's photographs of someone elseâs designs.
Thereâs a certain inevitability to digital publishing because of its immediacy - once the words are out there the consequences can be both rewarding and damning. âYou can copy and plagiarise immediately online,â Caless says, âand there are plenty of instances of people's tweets being nicked and tweeted by a bigger account. It's much harder to keep on top of. Many social media accounts have been set up with the same idea as mine: collecting photos of Wetherspoon's Carpets. You can also get an idea out rapidly. I set the Wetherspoon's Carpet blog up within weeks of discovering the unique qualities of the Spoon's tapestry, so I didn't spend years working on something in secret only for someone else to pip me to the post, which is a good thing. Everything on social media is time stamped - so I knew the dates other Spoon's Carpet accounts had been set up on, and coincidentally, nearly all of them were initiated the day after a big feature in the Guardian about my blog.â
Caless is renowned for âSpoons Carpetsâ but heâs also supportive of new and emerging writers. Not only does he publish writers at Influx Press, but he co-founded and edits literary e-zine, LossLit, with writer Aki Schilz. The project, based on articulating notions of loss, has a collaborative social media write which trends monthly on Twitter due to its wide-reach and participation.
âI love LossLit,â he says. âIt started as a joke, genuinely. Iâd written a short story which had just been published by The Bohemyth and it was a very sad story about the death of a lover. Aki told me I was writing 'loss literature'. Then, later that evening on Twitter she wrote a sad poem and I tagged it #losslit and off it went. It was a bit of banter between us and we did some mock #losslit. But then, somewhere, it turned serious and we actually got creative with our 140 character stories / poems. Â The wonderful (and awful) thing about Twitter is that it's a completely open forum. So people who were following mine and Aki's account that evening also joined in, and tagged the tweets with the #losslit hashtag. We all stayed up until 2, 3am doing it. Aki and I then decided to make it a monthly thing, and three years later here we are. It's a pleasure to curate and be part of.â
Seeing as Caless is a hallowed expert on floor tapestries, I ask him to talk me through his very own bespoke designed Spoonâs rug. âThe essence of a Spoon's Carpet,â he tells me, âis that it must represent the local area of the pub, or the person the pub is named after. So let's pretend the local area is 'my brain'. The main colour would be an Arsenal red for starters. Then you'd have the DNA helixes of all 9 Wu Tang Clan members weaving across the wove. Then in repeating squares of three you'd have the cityscapes of London, Mumbai and Buenos Aires respectively. Finally, at the edge of the carpet, (before it meets any wooden flooring) I'd have the hem of the Kent coast line running from Dover to Margate. Jheeze, it would be magnificent / repulsive.â
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You can read Kit Calessâ letter âWho Knows the Origin of Anything?â in our handsome print edition of The Letters Page, Vol 2, which can be purchased from Book Ex Machina here.