I can only. imagine. That Shinji would come back after Episode 8 (The BL Episode, Where Kitaoka Takes Him on like 7 dates over the course of 2 days) and draft up his Story at work about his Super Awesome Fun Day He Had With Kitaoka-san
and everyone's yelling. screaming. Okubo and Reiko are ping ponging euphemisms back and forth. SHINJI. DID YOU? DID KITAOKA? TELL ME YOU DIDN'T (they didn't)
Shinji: Didn't what :)???
Okubo: TELL ME HE DIDNT TAKE YOU TO A.. A.. SECOND LOCATION
Shinji: We went to lots of locations!!! the restaurant.. the pool... the massage place
Reiko: THE MASSAGE PLACE???? Our shinji... how could that disgusting lawyer do this????
and the worst part of this whole thing is if Kitaoka found out he would understand Immediately and use this for maximum psychic damage
Kitaoka: We had such a good time didn't we Shinji~~~
Shinji: yeah!!!!! :D!!!!
Reiko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
