@kisedari gets punk’d
「hello, you must be the new intern, parker-kun, right?」
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@kisedari gets punk’d
「hello, you must be the new intern, parker-kun, right?」

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kisedari ♥’d for a starter !
“aha-- that was one heck of a day, huh? how about we go get somethin' to eat to celebrate a good day of filming and get us ready for tomorrow?"
kisedari ♥’d for a starter from a test muse !
“ah man, 'm sorry." he can't help but sulk, lips pulling down in a frown. "i can't believe i dropped our drinks. i'll go see if i can scrounge up enough to get another two--"
@kisedari liked. for konohamaru.
oh ; there he was , THE HONORABLE GRANDSON OF THE THIRD HOKAGE , walking down the streets . HE LOOKS A LOT LIKE HIS GRANDFATHER DID WHEN HE WAS HIS AGE . the great nekomata comments from within flimsy seal . this knowledge coaxed onyx eyes to take a closer look at the approaching genin . interesting . . . but , a seemingly unimportant detail , stood out . bandaged hand unconsciously reaches up to caress honey yellow scarf . ( his beloved grandfather’s ) ❛ nice scarf !! ❜
♫ tobio && hitoka.
send me ♫ and I will make a 5-10 SONG PLAYLIST for our muses! \ accepting. @kisedari.
001. it just is / eaj, seori, ( ft. keshi’s strat ).
THIS IS THE KAGEYACHI SONG. the context of making a home out of each other within the mess of the world ? that’s them. or at least, that’s how i see it. also the line of ‘ oh you always lit my shadow ‘ just mirrors how yachi and kags may be contrasting in their personalities, but it works and it’s also sort of how they bring out the best in each other.
002. two is better than one / boys like girls ( ft. taylor swift ).
HFJDHD okay when i tell you ... these two are endgame ... T^T the song goes ‘ there’s so much time to figure out the rest of my life and you’ve already got me coming undone ‘ it’s something i feel like is very fitting for them.
003. your universe / rico blanco.
THIS IS LIKE ONE OF THE SOFTEST SONGS IN THIS PLAYLIST. it makes my heart go doki doki every time to be honest. everything about this song is them especially the beginning of the chorus that goes ‘ i don't think that you even realize the joy you make me feel when I'm inside your universe ‘ . everything about this is t hem and it makes me cry.
004. just say yes / snow patrol.
oKAY the mutual pining is LOUD on this one, your honor. but also this just kind of reminds me of those times where the two obviously very much like each other already but are holding back from telling the other about what they feel. a.k.a the song that describes everything that happened before the bar fight that cuffed these two together.
005. good together / honne.
the crushing vibes... fhjkdhf it’s that song that would describe having a crush and i’m ngl this is probably what yachi thinks of kageyama.
006. just a smile / up dharma down.
this gives me the vibes of their beginning ? the whole crushing on each other, thinking about the other one. it gives me the whole first crush vibes and it perfectly matches yachi and how she probably nursed that crush on kags for the longest time during their high school years.
007. i like me better / lauv.
I HAD TO ADD THIS I RLLY HAD TO. IT’S THE CHERRY ON TOP TO THIS ENTIRELY SOFT PLAYLIST THAT I ADORE.

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。 plotted starter for ━━ @kisedari . konohamaru .
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝙺𝙾𝙽𝙾𝙷𝙰 𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝚂 usual hot and bustling with people ; from vendors and children to shinobi going to and from work, there was a lot to see and to hear ━━━━━ the snake sage however, found that as much as he often found himself enamoured by such bright display of life, most of the time it was a bit overwhelming. There was also the fact that he was most unfamiliar with how to handle days off. As a shinobi of his status, Orochimaru hadn't ever had that many days off, he could count all of them in one hand ; and in their majority they had been forcebly imposed either due to his exhaustion or because he found himself in a hospital bed.
Walking through the streets, the snake sage soon felt a small presence following him ━━━━━━━━━ a small chakra signature, too big to be a civillian but far too small to be a grown shinobi. Which could only mean he was being followed by a child ; a shinobi child. Now that was not wildly unusual ━━━━━━ whenever Jiraiya or Tsunade stopped by and the three of them decided to catch up, the children would flock around them, eager to see The Legendary Sannin and to hear Jiraiya's mostly madeup stories. They never approached him when he was alone, though, and that had him curious.
Taking advantage of the next turn, Orochimaru switched places with a shadow clone, and took to higher ground ; easily spotting the young child in his hiding place. Only a Sarutobi would think to sneak up on him ━━━━━━━ Konohamaru was indeed following straight into his uncle's footsteps, was he not? Orochimaru thought to himself as he planned how to approach the child. He watched as his clone stopped to softly pet a cat, and saw the child move closer ; Orochimaru gave him points for being cautious. Swiftly and silently, Orochimaru crouched next to the young boy, and curiously whispered ━━━━━━ trying to keep the amusement out of his voice.
❛ Who are you sneaking up to, Konohamaru-kun~? ❜
♫ shikamaru && asuma.
send me ♫ and I will make a 5-10 SONG PLAYLIST for our muses! \ accepting. @kisedari.
001. i was king / one ok rock.
i have this song on loop right now and honestly? first it just came to mind because i remembered asuma and shikamaru’s conversation about kings and how they WILL inherit the will of fire someday. but then i looked at the lyrics and the SHIKAMARU AND ASUMA JUMPED OUT. it sort of reminds me of how those two’s lives literally collapsed all around them and how it all went downhill nd they had to eventually grow up and make their own sacrifices. with shikamaru essentially sacrificing his youth to make himself more useful for warfare, and asuma sacrificing his own life just to make sure that everyone including his team and his wife and daughter are safe. the if i go down i will go down fighting, i’ll go down down like lightning just resonates so much for them.
002. let down / radiohead.
ok this one is sort of uhh the same thing as above ? the song was written on the context of what it’s like to have the floor just collapse underneath you in moments where you least expect it and i feel like it fits the shikamaru and asuma narrative so much.
003. wait / m83.
ah yes the granddaddy of angsty songs. literally the theme for when shikamaru & asuma had to move on after the loss of the people in their life. asuma with his older brother and his sister-in-law, and then his father. shikamaru with asuma and his own father too. THE PARALLELS ARE JUST.... yeah hold on i need a good cry.
004. west texas / greyson chance.
no matter how it ends, no matter all your sins \ i hope you understand \ when i leave, you better be a good man. NEED I SAY MORE? and the song’s bridge... oh my god the bridge... i’m going to cry now.
005. young again / up dharma down.
i first heard this song in a film called apocalypse child and i felt so bad because it was by my favorite band. but i don’t regret it at all because the first time i heard it i cried so hard for maybe a good hour? maybe more... i don’t really know. anyways, this song is sort of like written for the sake of nostalgia? an ode to youth and the people who have been around since the start. and just... it feels so fitting for asuma and shikamaru. AND OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT I AM CRYING NOW :DDD.
she walks into the apartment of her two best friends without any forewarning. as if she owned the place, ino places her key ring ( complete with a purple fluff ball ) on choji and shikamaru’s kitchen counter before settling down on the couch next to shikamaru. ino would have looked for choji, but the news she needed to vent out to her friends simply couldn’t wait.
the blonde turns to look at her friend, inhales for a moment, before deciding to just let the cat out of the bag. “ so... me and ryuji broke up. “ there’s no element of suspense present in the announcement. it almost feels like it’s just a plain statement if it weren’t for the slight crease on ino’s forehead. try as she might to make the relationship work, there’s just something completely missing from it altogether. although ino has yet to figure out what that something is. \ @kisedari ; ino & shikamaru.