#kirozai

Post-Villain AU but the reader only forgives their favorite character. They might've even been the worst of the worst, but it doesn't seem to matter. The other acolytes watch in jealousy and confusion as their god pulls the favored one into their arms and doesn't let go. There doesn't seem to be criteria the cult can understand (it's not through how devoted they are, or by how long they've been in your presence, or by their constellations, or even by how much effort you've put into their build. Perhaps the character in question isn't even in your team yet!) - somehow, one of them has earnt forgiveness (and praise! Praise, from their god, even after all the atrocities committed against the divine one!) simply for breathing.

How would the favored ones feel in such a scenario? (In my case it'd probably be the Archons, who have been my faves since I first laid eyes on them, and Yanfei, because I'm vibing with my lawyer and could never hold anything against her)

heheheh… (zhongli, venti, yanfei)

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sorry but…

SFW, obsessive worshiping, self-awareness, cult themes, genshin, post-villian au, yandere

zhongli

yes. hes so glad you accepted his apology so so happy. he could care less about the others and more about you. the acolytes can hate him, be jealous of him, be unfair to him but really all that matters is you right? he has sinned more than anyone else so yes truly the only thing that matters right now is in fact you. you are the god of gods and after you forgave him after all of all the sins he did you forgive him? that is a god right there. he is no longer a god. he will bow down and beg, even after you told him a million times that you forgive him the one thing he will do to earn you forgiveness back is pray, worship, and repent for everything he’s done. as morax, as rex lapis, and as zhongli. and let me say. he has a lot of repenting to do and a lot of time to spend for you.

yanfei

as a legal advisor, adeptus, and your favorite lawyer the least you can say she feels is hopeful. shes hopeful that you can finally accept her apology. and when that day came, she rejoiced, she rejoiced, in every court meeting she smiled, murderer? smile! divorce smile! deaths? smile!! sounds weird for a legal advisor to be smiling 24/8 am i right? but right now the only thing she can think of you forgiving her! forget the others!! at first thats what she says but soon after she sees that many of her friends dont talk to her, she cant help but be a little sad. although she is yours she sometimes wishes that this was a dream and everyone was happy and safe. <33

venti

who CARES if the other acolytes are mad at him??! he doesnt. the whole world could be after him and he could care less. those dirty looks that they give him dont matter at the end of the day because you give him the best love he could ever ask for’!! in all honesty he could lose everything for your love! he is a sinner yet you the perfect god forgave him! so that must mean he is more worthy then the others right? you are his favorite of course, so you’ll have a clingy bard near you 24/7 and one of the only people who can get him off of you is well.. you. but of course his face is just to innocent and kind for you to tell him to stop.

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aaaaa thank you my lives for the requests!

kirozai out!

scaramouche <3

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scaramouche!

SFW, genshin impact, cult au, yandere themes, self awareness, sagau

scaramouche who is your puppet to play with whenever.

reputation? whats that? all that matters is that he is snuggling with you in public! dont worry though! if you wish anyone who sees shall be removed promptly.

scaramouche who loves to cook sushi ( sushi is actually godly )

if you like sushi he’ll make some for you, if your allergic pretend you arent and you live for sushi, if you dont like sushi, pretend he likes to cook any other food.

scaramouche who will kill whoever gets in the way of his love and devotion to you.

scaramouche who loves dancing in the rajn with you

your every word is law. you want someone dead? they are dead. someone hurts you and you want revenge? out of the picture now. want to hug him?- wait-

scaramouche who adores hugging you but doesnt say anything so whenever you arent hugging him, youll get whines and complaints u to cold and needing some type of warmth

scaramouche who is probably shorter then you using a step stool to talk to you

scaramouche being scaramouche during fatui meetings and then being your kuni out of them.

<3

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kirozai out!

Also

How would the cult react to a god who tends to be very reclusive and ends up being hot and cold because they play favorites and sometimes retreat to their room for days on end because they get super self conscious and have a low self esteem

Specifically with Xiao Diluc and Albedo

(pls forgive if it doesn't make much sense, I hope I conveyed it well ;-;)

SORRY FOR BEING LATE <33

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icy hot?..

SFW, genshin impact, cult au, yandere themes, self awareness, sagau

xiao

xiao would be… confused? you’re like. unreadable. you seem happy but then you burst out. i mean it doesnt really make sense. emotion has never really been a thing. he will try his best to understand and assist you in anyway possible, but do try to be careful with him. i mean. being locked away in your room for hours to days on time cant be healthy. if he is one of your favorites then he probably wouldn’t notice it until someone brought it up to him. then he would go ask you, “is everything okay? im here if you want to talk.” if he isn’t your favorite then well. what can he do? he is to scared for you wanting to hate him and to scared for you to never bat him an eye ever again. do you like almond tofu? if so he’ll bring you some. maybe than you can eat together an maybe go to liyue.. but thats a stretch. so piece by piece. almond tofu by tofu. he’ll get there.

diluc

diluc is quite sad. you lock yourself up after all. first moment you’re fine and the second moment you’re ready to burn the entirety of teyvat and celestia. but of course, you make the choices, you are his god.. he can fix you a non-alcoholic drink for you. if thats to your liking. i mean if he is your favorite then. well he could care less for the others. i mean all that REALLY matters is that you are interacting with him and are happy around him? who cares for the others when they cry about you not give then a single look. if he can make it to your favorites, isn’t that really what matters most? if he isn’t your favorite then.. well. i guess you’ll get a lot of your favorite drinks at your table.

albedo

albedo albedo. the chief alchemist he is quite stoic. but you. when you don’t ever look at him, talk to him, care for him, or anything… there is nothing to be done. it hurts. but he knows he can’t go against your rule. gosh.. i mean. you have him sobbing on the ground begging god knows who for you to at least look at him. but all you do is hide away in your quarters. jealousy arises to him when others are your favorites. i hope you feel some type of remorse for him. he cares a lot about you and you have him begging for you to please, please stay for once. if he is your favorite then he tries to make the best of it. sure he definitely knows about your problem. but he tries to make you happy as much as he could. so. please be kind to him. he may be solid and cold on the outside, but really he just wants your love

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woooooo ☺️ i think this is what you meant, if it isnt then feel free to come back to my inbox and give me a slap in the face

kirozai out!

hi there anon! i only do up to three characters sadly! ill be doing the first three you chose. and also thank you for reblogging’!

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sing sing!

genshin cult au, sagau, religious themes, SFW., fluff, unhealthy relationships, soft yandere.

venti

venti would be happy. like really really happy!! you like to sing as well?? great!! AND you only sing in-front of a select amount of people that INCLUDES HIM?? even better!! honestly just marry him already. whether your singing is good or bad it’ll always seem great in front of the acolytes. after all everything you do is perfection! he likes to play the harp when you sing, both of you making the best band!! its also nice to just maybe sit on one of the mountains and just have fun together. its one of venti’s favorite activities with you! even though EVERYTHING you do with him is his favorite. honestly the best part is laying in your lap while you singing. just you and him. honestly he is so glad to have you as his god and would never change you for celestia.

diluc

i like the headcannon that diluc knows how to play the piano so it’ll be our basis for this oneshot. diluc adores your singing! he’d make a drink for you while your singing and for the first time in a while be smiling! after all your one of the last things in this world who’s soul isn’t tainted with evil. if you didn’t know diluc play piano! so sometimes if you ask him to he’ll play the piano for you when you sing. ill continue to say this over and over again. no matter how bad or good you are your perfection. your a god of gods, also i think they have a huge bias towards you so you’ll always have diluc there clapping after you’re finished. what he does when he finds out that you only sing in-front a select amount of people he’s proud of himself for being in the small percentage of your cult.

albedo

albedo who plays the violin just scratches my brain. albedo loves to draw, but also loves to play the violin. thats what you find out after singing a song to yourself and albedo hearing. he is surprised at the least that you don’t sing in front of more people in your cult. he isn’t complaining of course, he’s glad that you can sing in front of him with confidence and happiness. his favorite memory of you and him was actually when you were singing and he was playing the violin! while collecting supplies in monstadt you both take a break. its starts off with you humming a tune then full on song. funny thing is albedo always has a violin on hand. it makes me wonder how people fit so many things in their bags. well lets just say the bags in genshin impact are special and can fit all of my artifacts and food. anyways continuing on. albedo starts to play the violin, not to mention he looks really hot doing it. beautiful doing it. it was a rare moment to see albedo smiling. you say all the time on how you wish you had your kamera and could take a picture of him. (he doesnt say but he loves it)

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albedo rerun…. but then they might put xiao and ganyu together. ah im gonna go broke.

lovely request and i apologize i couldnt do all characters but it would just be insanely long and time consuming! <3

kirozai out’!

Thank you for your time and feel free to not answer this

hi there’! apologies for not getting to you sooner. and i hope you have an extravagant day! <3 (its day for me rn :) )

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Is it that time?

sfw, fluff, obsessive worshiping, religious themes, genshin impact cult au, afab reader.

zhongli

it all started off with you getting sick, at first zhongli thought it was just something you caught and isolated away from others to protect you , but then it became a pattern. every month for around a week you would get really bad cramps and horrible symptoms. the best he can do is have healers by you easing the pain a bit. unlike the other world you were in you had to suffer and pray the pain medication would kick in soon here in teyvat there are healers and medications stronger then even prescriptions. thats a plus side i guess. your surprised to find out that… no one. and i mean no one. has a damn idea about what a period is. i mean that box of tampons/pads that somehow keeps getting refilled with magic, which no one has any idea what there for, thank you celestias for having a bit on mercy and not letting you free bleed. when you explain to zhongli what it is, hes on a search to try to find something to stop the pain. after a while of trying herbs and medication, you two find one that helps the pain and sometimes gets rid of periods all together. kinda like birth control but stronger. so now with the medication you can live a somewhat non-painful life.

xiao

xiao is… confused to say the least. while you two were walking the celestias thought it was a great idea to make you start now. like right now. we dont care if you dont have anything. xiao starts panicking when he sees blood which causes him to go adeptus mode. the first thing he does is bring you to the teapot. okay now there are a bunch of healers and doctors around you trying to figure whats going on. at first, you think this is all a joke being played on you, you realize xiao doesnt make jokes like this. do they really not know whats going on? you explain it to them. a bunch of “oohhs” are exchanged but with xiao it brings him sadness that you have to suffer every month. :c he knows what if feels like. for this section ill say that there is no help and its just the sanitary items. ciao will always get your favorite foods and hangout a lot. he needs to keep an eye on you when zhongli is out of course. zhongli is trying to find something that can help make you feel even a little better. xiao would do things with much more. for example, you want water? already done. breakfast? all made in bed for you to eat. ( or a table if you prefer that”)overall hes quite kind with your times. even when you get mad for no reason.

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i am so tired. i cant even post to my full potential :( (sorry venti)

thank you for reading this! and requesting i did want to make it longer but i need to feed my children.

requests are open

kirozai out!

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Older Cousin Opinions: Service Dogs

“When I was finishing up Teyvat and waiting for an opportunity to offer the idea to my little cousin, there were still doubts lingering in my mind about their security. I kept thinking ‘what if help doesn’t arrive in time’ or worse, ‘what if I don’t arrive in time?’ Thus, I ended up scouring through the humans on Earth in case they saw a solution my ancient eyes couldn’t.

Shortly after my search, I encountered service dogs.

The idea was so appealing to me that a thousand different factors immediately rushed into my mind on how to create the perfect service dog. It quickly became clear that I would have to consider the most brainless features to every miniscule detail I can recall.

For context, the divinity in our souls is automatically connected to our true bodies from birth, manifesting itself as fine golden fibers in our blood. In case you were wondering, yes, it’s also why we bleed gold. If the fibers are thicker than average, it’s indicative of pent up energy that needs to be released as soon as possible. If the fibers are too slim, which is the more dangerous yet common ailment, then the magic within us has been exhausted too much and it becomes harder to stabilize our realms.

My cousin was already fragile from the start, and their shocking incompetence at conserving energy only worsens their situation. If the dog was to serve them, I had to bestow a moderate portion of my own divinity to the dog so they can sense the condition of the fibers. But it didn’t end there. In the rare scenario where help isn’t nearby, the dog had to bark loud enough to be heard even if the world was undergoing an ice age. However, I soon remembered that wolves are generally vicious and predatory.

Why does that matter? Well, I wanted my cousin to be as relaxed as possible and to avoid exerting themselves too much. If a tiny, precious puppy no larger than a pillow is what’s required to ease them, then I will happily deliver.

Moreover, I also had to ponder about the dog’s personality. It should be playful enough during the day so that my cousin can get some amount of exercise, while simultaneously remaining composed, loyal, and protective. Then emerged the questions about the dog’s diet, talents, quirks, and whatever else could benefit my cousin’s health. For instance, it would be convenient for the dog to know how to fetch an oxygen mask (it’s very difficult to replicate the oxygen concentration of another divine being, regardless of blood relation).

Of course, the grueling trial of choosing a name arose eventually. Although, I personally thought that responsibility should be passed onto its owner.”

i had to read that a couple times 🤭