#kip.

this is a mistake. no one makes phone calls anymore! he’s not in the hospital, he’s not calling out of work, he shouldn’t be doing this! ( but, )  he’s literally down the street from the castle, he’s pulled to the curb, phone pressed to his ear, anxiety thrumming in his ears with his heartbeat. a phone call is just so much more convenient than a text in this instance. ( fuck! ) she answers and his heart drops into his stomach and despite his instinct, he doesn’t hang up; he speaks instead. “hey,” he says, a little frantically. “hey -- thanks for picking up and sorry for the phone call, i just -- i’m like. a five minute walk from the castle and i wanted to know if maybe you wanted to hang out since i’m like... in the neighborhood.”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.” ( @royaltytm​ / contact starters! )

How the hell would I know? Maybe he’s smart.

1. I’m short; 4’11. |D

2. Straight.

3. Nope, and I’m not planning to.

4. Hell no.

5. HELL no.

6. I think I probably get mistaken for being 11 or something. :u

7. I can’t really get any due to… skin issues. unu

8. No.

9. Not really.

10. Nope.

11. Fall Out Boy, Skillet, Green Day… uh, not too many bands, I just like more solo artists. xnx

12. FRICK uh, Ready to Die, Smile Smile Smile, Whispers in the Dark, I Don’t Care, and World is Mine. I have a lot more favorite songs than that though. |D

13. When someone tells me something too many times.

14. Well, y’see, I was playing soccer, and I tripped over a motorcycle parking ramp, slid on the concrete and managed to nearly rip my head open and make my elbows bleed. It wasn’t fun.

15. I wish I can get better in art!

16. WAFFLES, BACON, MEAT AND

17. I went shopping (didn’t want to though), then went to eat at Outback Steakhouse.

18. I don’t have any… |’D

19. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Catdog, Pokemon (the original series, that is), Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, and the Powerpuff Girls. I would put a lot more here, but I’m limited to 5 OTL