2) the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me this week: I tried to rugby tackle my friend but completely missed and ended up diving at the ground in front of a whole load of people and it was super hella embarassing bc they were all staring

21) What three fictional characters would you most like to meet? Leslie Knope, the Doctor and lyra belacqua 

I LOVE BOTH OF YOU pay attention to me

*cries forever because i missed it*

oh well because it's you ♥

ayyyyyyyyyy ooooh this is tricky???????? but i’ve made a few like wow some rly great people on here

tess she’s like one of my bff4eva5eva bc we are so tight like wow we met on omegle??????????? lol????????? aND IM GOING TO GO AND STAY WITH HER FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS IN JULY YOOOO HAHA

dushy aw shes my cutie patoot

olive & madge like my bbys i dont talk to them as much but i still consider them rly good friends i need to see them in the flesh one day ugh i miss them i consider them a pair

phoebe like we new homies but im sure we’re gonna be friends?? like i sing her url like stevie wonder’s LivING IN THE CITAAAYYhuyyeehaahhh u kno

omg then theres the ominous “L" who i love with all of my heart she drops by sometimes even though she was meant to remain anonymous but one day she slipped and i now know her true identity its like the reveal of batman

and anna omg so basically i call her my sea cow bc theres this rly popular post with me and her on it arguing about what to call manatees and then we resolved it and now we’re friends thats hilarious

KHAYLA ugh i love this girl cause she’s so cute and awesome and she cosplays cas like no one i’ve ever seen???? like her cosplay is soooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO awesome ugh??

and alsyah like  my bby sister cutie patoot noot noot

i wanna take selfies and eat crap with u i’m gonna get a train byE

you goT THis

1. First impression: she's so fame how do i become her friend omg WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS BEAUTIFUL TOO2. Truth is: you're a massive loser but also the light of my life okay i love you so much i can't even breathe without you3. How old do you look: OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY LEGAL WIFE4. Have you ever made me laugh: lol no [yes okay]5. Have you ever made me mad: EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE BC YOU DON'T LIVE WITH ME6. Best feature: boobies. boobies. and more boobies. also your hair we're hair twins aND WOW NO EVERYTHING7. Have I ever had a crush on you: never nah that's gross ew [coughs when do i not have a crush on you]8. You’re my: bfffffffff/ultimate soulmate/lesbian lover/wife/illegitimate lover/partner in crime9. Name in my phone: oh god okay here we go

Laquisha Alex Cucumberbatch Smith Kinkston but also Stevie Nicks who is so flawless it hurts my heart and i want to cry and throw myself off a building because i love her so much and she is not with me everyday wow no fCuk u olive