#kingofthecats

Munday asks | Accepting

@an-mallaithe (Merging both of you together since you asked the same question! ^o^ Hope thats gucci)

Of course! There are...so many people who I've met, and they left so quickly and I never got to see them again. But one of which who I still have somewhat contact with goes by the name of Brig. ( I wont use her full name bc I lack the clearance. c:) She used to write this amazing, fleshed out version of Alleyway Jack (or Gilgamesh) from FFIX. (idk if I have permission to link her former tumblr for him so I wont)

Jack was so... unique. A problematic little shithead lol. It only made him so much more lovable. And I miss Brig's characterization of that flame head. :"D Brig gave him so much depth, and explanations for why he did the fucked up things that he did. EVEN A COMIC explaining his life as a youngster (she was a REALLY talented artist. Like holy fuck, you guys.)

Stretching when the suited gentleman rose and feeling absolutely no guilt at having been leaning against him (he was comfortable and surprisingly warm), Maru watched him straighten himself out with a wide grin at the reply he received. Perhaps another time indeed. It was always nice to find someone with a sense of humour.

Duty did indeed call though and the feline’s good humour gradually faded in light of the reason he was even there in the first place. Scavenging was slim pickings lately and fewer people needed things left behind in the rubble of the ruined city. A person now and then might request he find a keepsake or a trinket left behind but it wasn’t enough to feed him anymore.

So that was where the WRO came in. Even if he was only a volunteer at least the work would keep him busy during the day. He had no idea if they paid wages, offered food or shelter to its workers but it had to be better than nothing.

He wasn’t exactly dressed for an interview though so he hoped appearances didn’t matter. Who’d say no to a scruffy Miqo’te anyway? Hell, they could use him as a mascot if they wanted.

With a sigh and his ears flattening into his hair, Maru finally rose a good few minutes after being left alone and went in search of the office he needed, stopping in front of a reception desk.

“Hi uh... Who do I speak to about joining the WRO? Is it Mister Tuesti himself? Or does someone else handle recruitment?”

@kingofthecats​ said:

Name: Cait Sith Age: Older than you, Blondie Do you like to cuddle?: I like chin scratches. Can we make-out?: Maybe if you were...less human. And with your charming personality? Not even if you were fairy. A night in or dinner out?: As long as we have a place to rest for the night I'm flexible. A nice inn with a soft bed or hot campfire works for me. Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: CREAM!!! What makes you a good Valentine?: I'll let you pet me, feed me, and bask in my glorious presence. What more could you possibly want? Would you cook for me?: With what? My lack of posable thumbs? Just eat your food raw like I do. Would you let me cook for you?: You can cook for me every day if you want. I won't stop ya. How about you start cooking me up some salmon right now? Valentines Application - ACCEPTING

Are we really doing this? Are we really?

“Okay... for starters, scratch your own damn chin. If you’re flexible enough to lick your own asshole you can do that easy enough. Secondly, the fact that you do, in fact, lick your own asshole, making out...? Let’s not even talk about that, ever, okay, because wow... did not need that imagery today, thanks. 

“The inns and campfires I can do, but I swear down to everything that is holy, you scratch or bite me again when I’m trying to smuggle you in to the next pub I’ll turn you inside out. 

“And... just cream? Do you know how expensive that shit is?? No.

“You’ll let me pet you? You really are a cat through and through aren’t you? Gotta admit though, you groom up pretty nice, pets are free considering we both get something out of that. As for basking in your presence... honestly, licking noxious frogs sounds a lot more entertaining...

“And I wouldn’t want you cooking for me anyway, you aware how much you shed? I don’t eat hairy things, so I’m good.

“Salmon? Cait Sith, I sat and watched you devour an entire cockroach the other day... don’t come at me with these claims of a delectable taste. You’ll eat whatever you’re given. Don’t like it, go hunt for it yourself.

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Questions For My Muse(s)

@primalvessel​ asked | 😠 - what is something or someone your muse has ever hated or hates 🎭 - does your muse try really hard to compensate for something?

😠 Gestures to all of the ShinRa executives besides Reeve(but including Lazard). He’s a hate filled piece of shit and he has no real outlet for it which is why he can be very violent. 

🎭 Yeah, he doesn’t feel like he can ever live up to the leader Veld was so he does all that he can to be something of a leader.

@kingofthecats​ asked | 🤞 - what’s the most impulsive thing you can picture your muse doing

He used to impulsively get into fights? Its the anger issues. He’s not really impulsive when it comes to work but he can spend really impulsively when he’s off duty. Just like a huge purchase (my mind went to grand piano for reasons) is probably what I can picture.

@fraxcxccl​ asked | ⚪ - what are small things that mean something to your muse

Ashe already does one of them actually. Tseng’s love language is acts of service but he tends to appreciate it most on a really small scale? Just someone... Coming in from a break and putting a coffee on his desk because they know his order. Just absently fixing his tie if it’s not right. Tiny little caring things. He really does appreciate it and it takes a bit of pressure off him in a way that he allows.

@triggerxhappy​ asked |  😠 - what is something or someone your muse has ever hated or hates 👍 - what are your muse’s good traits?

😠 Something Tseng hates is the fetishization of his culture within Wallmarket. The remake shows that they use a lot of Wutai aesthetics there, and he despises it. He hates that people in Midgar see people from Wutai as very bad and also something to jerk off to. He avoids those places when he’s there, though if theyre run by Wutai people he’s more forgiving.