#kingofthebadgers

My mom’s boyfriend is over and he’s just sitting on the couch and I don’t wanna pass him on my way to the shower because I know he’ll just start talking to me and I hate his guts and everything he says makes me want to punch him UGGH GO AWAY

He just talks about movies and his son in the Secret Service constantly, and he's loud and laughs after almost everything he says and I spent all of brunch sitting next to him while he talked to people on the opposite corner of the table from him and I get super claustrophobic around big groups of people especially when they are loud. 

Also everyone kept making jokes about eating fish (which I am mortally allergic to- Three of the last five times I went to eat with that side of the family I had a reaction, two bad enough to land me in the ER).