#kingmaking

ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏɴᴇʏ ɪ ᴡᴀs ғᴜʟʟ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴏᴏʟ ᴀɪᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɢᴏ. ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛ·s ʙᴇɪɴ· ᴘᴇᴅᴅʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴡᴀsʜᴇᴅ ᴍᴀssᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀɪɴ·ᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴ· ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ.

do you like stupid men? have you ever seen the word moronsexual and thought “yeah that tracks”? tommy’s greatest hits include “immune to what” (chicken pox, baby) and “when the barometric pressure reaches a certain temperature” (god that’s great please keep talking) and also the classic

does that stupid chair lean that you KNOW has resulted in him falling and cracking his head at least fifteen times?

also related to that scene, does this? excuse me what the fuck?? (stealin yo gifs @softmillers)

exposes his brother for being a shitty cook AND chewing with his mouth open??? the facts we need to know!

as my last point i’ll include a screenshot of the beginning of my tommy spiral

🍓 grace used to play with butch when they were little but they stopped being friends when butch started hanging out with wallly and he made fun of butch for playing with a girl 😒

🍓 sierra grew up in a farm in montana and it was really isolated.... the only people she talked to were her family and the merchants they got from time to time..... so she got a job as a caravan guard when she was older so she could travel

🍓 heather worked for the brotherhood, railroad and the minutemen at the same time for a while and wasnt happy with any of them so she said institute rights!

30. Answered~

42. Do they let each other get away with things that would normally bother them?

- Oh no baby! I mean, if it’s something minimal and is just a pet peeve Ginger would let it slide but, for example, if Jack is having a rougher than normal day and he cops an attitude she would NOT let it slide. She would very much tell him not to even think about talking to her that way. 

In Jack’s case, the issue with Ginger being a little bit too humble and selfless is something that kind of bothers him because he feels like people take advantage of her for it. So he gently brings that up to her and tries to frame his words right so it doesn’t sound as if he’s being possessive. That’s the last thing he would ever wanna come across as.

44. Are the comfortable with each other? Anything they have to have their privacy for?

i have to provide a caveat here and say that 99% of these tunes are thanks to @tommymillers because macy’s slowly been expanding my musical horizons (thank you, by the way) but here are a couple songs i’ve been feeling lately!

1. my mistake - gabrielle aplin

2. spirit cold - tall heights

3. exile - taylor swift

4. first defeat - noah gundersen

5. all my friends - dermot kennedy

28. Thoughts on the five second rule?

let’s be real, there is no five second rule when u have a full grown, hungry mabari trailing at your heels 24/7, there is only People Food and Loki’s Food. honestly, if u had asked her when she was younger, she would have balked at eating anything that had fallen onto the floor for any length of time, but she is older and wiser now and though it still wouldn’t exactly be her first choice, she’s learned the hard way not going to waste food and old habits die hard. just brush it off and don’t think about it too much. unless it’s wet. wet food that touches the ground stays on the ground. good thing dogs don’t mind a little road dust on their meat.

32. Wash their hair first or their body first?

If, IF, she washes her hair in the bath, and that’s a big if as it only happens about once every fortnight if she can manage it, hair is first always because it takes the longest, and she doesn’t want all of it soaking in dirty bath water or in her way. once it’s clean, she can put it back up in a bun, because maker knows it’s not going to dry any time soon regardless, and just relax and enjoy the rest of her bath without worrying about it. sometimes she has to add more hot water because hers has gone too cold to soak in then, well, occupational hazard of having hair down to your hips.

34. Bad habit(s) they find impossible to break?

olympia’s a nail biter/cuticle chewer. not that it matters much because her hands are hardly dainty and fair anyway and pretty much anything will get worn away by sword callous eventually. she does, however, try and keep her nails cut rather than bitten off now for, uh, Safety. in lieu, she tends to pick at said callouses (also pops blisters and fiddles with scabs, chews her chapped lips raw, do we see a pattern here?) much to leliana’s chagrin.