Callout post for Emperor Gaozu of Han
@emperor-gaozu-of-han.
Some time back, in a conversation that began with the esteemed @qin-shi-huang-di misspelling the word "seize," you recommended that I urinate in the hats of those who annoy me.
I, being a man of decorum, of course considered this an amusing jape.
Today, in my royal history lessons, I learned that this was a thing that you actually did: literally snatched the hat off of a scholar and urinated in it while he watched. Some accounts claim you did this multiple times to many different men.
So, that having been said, I have a question for you. . .
HOW COME WHEN YOU PISS IN A MAN'S HAT, EVERYONE LAUGHS IT OFF AND YOU'RE STILL REMEMBERED AS A BELOVED HERO OF THE PEOPLE WHO FOUNDED A 400 YEAR DYNASTY, BUT MY FATHER FALLS OFF ONE BLOODY HORSE. . . !?
