Hey anushka, thanks for the ask!
15 - a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?
Oh my god, there's so many. For a saying, I offer the magical "frog's butt", which will heal all ailments. For hermetic memes, we love quoting our politicians fucking up (we are feelings and we have people), and we have some seasonal memes, such as Sam Va Lentín (Sam goes slowly, if you read it out loud it sounds like san Valentín, or valentine's day, and twitter fills up with pictures from lord of the rings). Even grown ups joke with the number 5 (rhymes with por el culo te la hinco, I stick it up your butt) I also added a very funny twitter screenshot.
(the fingers in my hands, the toes, the dick and the balls, all of them add up to 23)
21 - if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?
(ok here's another joke: there's already one spanish car in space - it's very dark humor but look up carrero blanco and then ask me why it's funny)
I'm not sure if it's a "send it into space so aliens can find it" scenario, in which case I would probably send jamón serrano (bc delicious) and a book with the most relevant theater plays. If it's a "send it into space so nobody has to deal with them again", I'd chuck the whole la que se avecina show and all the fascists. It's more than two things but the second group don't have more than one collective braincell, so there's that.
Sorry for the long answer, hope you enjoyed it hshsha
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