#killtheswoosh

While walking through a parking garage in Lexington, KY, I made everyone wait for me while I took a photo of this marketing network’s logo that clearly doesn’t have good ideas.  Not only is it a swoosh logo, but they do the now-cliché thing of putting an “i” before their name.  Please stop, iHigh, Inc.

Oddly, I took my car to Roppel a few days before Tong sent me this photo.  Turns out, they’re more expensive than a dealer.  Also, they love the swoosh so much that they douple up with Radpro!  SWOOSH FOR SWOOSH WITH OVAL!  

At least our buddies at Unified Technologies give us a hint that they do something with technology.  In fact, my guess is that they take several of them and then UNIFY them.  Don’t think your double-swoosh went unnoticed, U.T.!

Sonicwall has your sweet italic font, your swoosh, and your dang high-speedatude split all over your house.  

That swoosh is skinny and then gets faaaaat on the right side.  I'm not even sure what that symbol on the left is supposed to be.

Let's make it clear that there will always be updates to this page.  They might not be daily or anything, but there are always terrible swoosh logos out there.  This is because there are always people with no original ideas in their head.

I have no idea what this business even does.  But you can bet that they dominate their field because that swoosh says so.  

Ride the swoooooooosh on a Kent biiiiiiiiiiiiike!