STARTER FOR TUCKER HUSSEY / @killixgs !!
so, she’d tried to lift some puce nail polish from wahlgreen’s … SUE HER ! or alternatively, mind your own. he should’ve. and while mall cops were less villainous than your regular pig, odette knew better than to trust either. the one in question must’ve been following her through the store, because how else did she get caught ? —— HER ? the woman who’d once made pickpocketing her sole income … now cornered by some bumbling, big - eared, incompetent security guard. well, she knew the next part by heart, too. deny, deny, deny.
❛ and what’re you gonna do, exactly ? arrest me for holding it ? the register is over there, and you, detective freakin’ clouseau, are standing in my way … they pay you to harass women now or is that just a side - gig of yours ? ❜














