Captain Charming
Who’s the messiest one: When it comes to things like picking their clothes up off the floor or making the bed and things like that, Killian. But they both are absolutely horrible at remembering to do the dishes are wipe anything down. David usually ends up doing it, though.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Killian. David knows this, so on purpose he’ll start smooching on Killian’s cheek out of no where. Killian pretends to get pissy about it, and it does make him uncomfortable in public because he’s a secretive guy, but he just does his best to shrug it off.
Who’s the funniest drunk: David. Oh my God, he’s hysterical. He’s a laughing drunk, he’ll see a piece of wood and think it’s the funniest thing any human has ever laid eyes on. Killian does his best to get David drunk for this reason.
Who texts the most: Equal. David likes to be in check 100% of the time that Killian isn’t getting himself into trouble, and Killian just likes David’s company and he’s insecure that David is going out and might find someone else.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: David, according to Killian. David likes country music, and whenever he plays it, Killian tells him to “turn that bloody hillbilly music off.”
Who reads the most: David, even though he’ll almost only read late at night when Killian’s watching crime shows right before bed.
Who’s better with kids: Equal (?) Killian is extremely protective of his children and does his best to spend every waking moment with them, but David is probably a better father figure in terms of kindness and understanding them. And just feeding, Killian assumes they can feed off air and gets in trouble with David often because it’ll be 8:00 pm and their kids haven’t eaten yet.
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Killian. David doesn’t complain, he likes the view.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: David according to Killian. He likes laser tag, and Killian is terrified of it and thinks it’s the weirdest and most bizarre thing ever. He thinks the lasers are some sort of dark magic and David has just signed them up for war.
Who cooks and who cleans up: Killian cooks it, David cleans it.
