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Crystal Mary by Kyle Montgomery

⋙ Can they use chopsticks? Yes. Dexterity isn’t much an issue when they’re noodles. ⋙ What do they do when they can’t sleep? Tries on a new lemon, but if that doesn’t work he’ll find someone out in the multiverse to pester for a while. ⋙ What would they impulse buy at the grocery store? A 5 lb Hershey’s Kiss. ⋙ What order do they wash things in the shower? Start with zest, then finish the rest. ⋙ What’s their energon order? Candy. ⋙ What sort of apps would they have on their smartphone? tumblr and Pinterest ⋙ How do they act around children? Depends if it’s his kids or not. Mortal kids are just tiny regular mortals, right? ⋙ What would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on? Documentaries about stars and deep sea life. He loves David Attenborough.

And when nothing is left alive, he simply disappears back into the fold of reality. 

A very angry Lemon