#kiddo--sama

[ Kid is affronted that his double doesn’t seem to think he does the latter. ]

Now, he’s fallen for the drugged coffee trick before, but this isn’t heist territory - this is KID on the balcony outside his room, first thing in the morning, and they have enough of a mutual understanding of boundaries for this to be a genuinely innocent gift. 

Coffee on his birthday. Strong and black, too, just how Shinichi likes it best. It’s perfect, but how could KID even know...? 

Every (¬‿¬) I get my muse will remove a piece of clothing.

Head’s up; Satan’s the only person I’m going to let do this with multiple muses, because reasons.

“Oi oi, KID-sama, a little quick on the take, huh?”

She tosses her hat at her double; maybe it would help him stay covered up, himself.

“Somebody might mistake that for eagerness.”

                   ‘                                  MAY  I  ASK   you     why     you   break  into  my  house  at  2  am  and    disturb    me ?   Why  do  you     tell  me     about  things      I  already  know ,   KID.       Don’t  you  have  better  things  to  do   like  stealing  and  playing  around  with  Nakamori-Keibu  and   Saguru-San ?     I’m  sure  they’d   love    your    company.       You  should  be  happy  that  I’m  a homicide  detective ,  you  moron.   Otherwise  I’d  already  turn  you  in..     Now ,   make  yourself  useful  and  bring  me  coffee  so  or  go  home  into  your  KID  cave.       ’    OCEAN   BLUE   HUES   NARROWED   IN   AMUSEMENT   AND   ANNOYANCE    /     LIPS  DRAWN  UPWARDS   INTO   A   SMALL   SMILE   /     HE  LET  HIS  PALM  RUN  THROUGH  HIS  USUALLY  NEAT  LOCKS   AS  HE  GAZED   AT   THE  WHITE  CLOTHED  FIGURE. 

                           Case  files  were     covering      the  little  desk  in  the  library  and     cold  coffee  was  scattered  everywhere                        abandoned  mugs  in  all  sizes   and  colors.      The  detective  leaned  back  heavily  and  massaged  his  temple ,   hues  glued  to  the  slim  and  agile  figure  of   his  rival.    Sighing    soundlessly ,     his  palm  covering   his   lips  as  he  did  so ,   the  Kudo  swiftly  stood  up  and  ruffled  through  another  stake  of  files  laying  around.  He  was   close  to  solving  a    really    old  murder  case                 a     smug     grin  slowly  embracing   his   lips.    But ,  he  stopped     midway     and  hummed  softly.     Why  did  KID   even  tell  him  this ?      Was  it  a  test  sort  of ?   Was  it  a  trick ?   Shinichi  couldn’t  help  but  snort  before  glancing  at  the  thief    once  more     out  of  the  corner  of   his  eyes.      The  phantom  hadn’t  left  despite  his  demand  which  doesn’t  surprise  Shinichi  at  all.   Tipping  against  his  own  nose ,   eyes  observing  his  rival  ,   he  let  out  a  wistful  sigh    (   this  time  unconcealed    ).         ‘                        WAS  THAT   everything ?    Or  do  you  need  something ?   I’m  not  the  best  company ,   you   know.   I  tend  to  run  into  dead  bodies.  I   wouldn’t   even  be     surprised     if  one  would  somehow  end  up   in     here.       ’

okay but you do realise that now I have to spam you with Onew content 

[ lmao if you’re lucky maybe you’ll drag me back into shinee hell ]

like Onew saying “Damn, Onew” in English

LMAO also Onew is my Ultimate Bias like A+ choosing your bias fam

oh i can have sexual inclinations too ; )