#kidbling

[VD: static image of the VHS cover of An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster]

“If you don’t break the rules when the rules need breaking, who will?”

His cruelty is beyond compare. There’s tension always in the air. His footsteps turn me shades of sickly green.

His smile’s always threatening. His voice, it always heralds pain and I cannot survive like this, Jolene.

I’ve caught him watching while i sleep. There’s nothing I can do to keep from crying when I think its safe, Jolene.

And I can easily understand why you would never want my man, but you don’t know what it’s like for me, Jolene.

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene! I’m begging of you, fucking take my man. Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene! God, just take him please, I know you can.

I know you have your choice of men, but I would like to love again. He is so damn bad for me, Jolene.

I had to have this talk with you. My happiness depends on you and whatever you decide to do, Jolene.

it’s significantly better than you’d think, especially given that the ones i found come in a pouch that looks for all the world like it contains dish detergent

bascially, the concept is this: “what if we took white chocolate... and then we made it orange flavored and put Pop Rocks in it to make it fizzy?”