#kicks off

Well, GRRM is no Tolkien. That much I can say (you wanna write a garden? Hire gardeners [editors] with sharp shears to get rid of weeds! Gawds, I swear all the books I’ve read so far are at least 200 pages too long!).

Also, Ned is a dumdum. I still cannot find out why not making Jon a ward wasn’t a better solution (especially since Ned had months on the road back North to figure it out), but the whole A Game of Thrones conflict relies on people being dumdums. Like, when Ned goes to warn Cersei, it should have gone like this:

Ned: *I know you fuck your brother and that belligerent Joffrey, fat Tommen and golden Myrcella are not the children of fat, belligerent King Robert and golden Cersei-argument!*

Cersei: “Oh dear. That sounds awful. No wonder you cheated on Catelyn!”

Ned: “What?”

Cersei: “I mean, all Stark children with Stark parents look like Starks, don’t they? And your heir, Robb, must have been conceived between Cat and Edmure (if not Brynden Blackfish himself!) while you were away, fighting for Robert. Oh, I hope marrying your Sansa to my Joff wont end up going badly, given how she is also the product of Tully incest!”

Ned: “But Robert’s bastards are all Baratheon-clones!”

Cersei: “Just like Jon Snow, you mean? Maybe you should father a few more bastards to test your theory, though, of course, your honesty might be questionable after that.”

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