#kibbies!

Attacking and harassing the other cats

Trying to beat you too the toilet and jump on the toilet seat second before you sit your ass on it, has fallen into the toilet

Has self trained herself to beg for tub water despite having a perfectly good water fountain, prefers stale bucket water over fresh clean options!

Sleeps face down and often looks dead

Sounds like a broken squeaky toy.

Has placed half dead mouse on bed, realizing we don't appreciate the dead things has begun bringing live mice to drop in the room :'(

will give you kisses but breath always sticks like fish.

Lacey kakes but more commonly known as squeeby or squeaker.