#ki ranting

it is 5 am and ranboo is streaming to thousands of people in his best friends house, by himself, while his best friend is asleep. he has been streaming for like 10 hours straight now. he just broke a hype train. he has raised thousands of dollars for charity, and he is getting excited over a beyblade toy spinning. “guys look!!! it is so cool!! guys watch this!!” he says as we cannot see a single thing. “this is so awesome!” we are staring at a stone block in minecraft. he is playing virtual bop-it. didn’t we just listen to this song?? he is exhausted, delirious, and saying things he definitely will Not remember the next day, he has been listening to the same album for 10 hours straight. he just broke the entire twitch website. i don’t think he has gotten up to go to the bathroom once. he is talking really fast. he is happy. he is grateful for everything he has and the fact that he gets to help so many people by doing what he loves. he is wearing his own merch. he just told someone in his chat to screw off. he wants taco bell. he is telling random stories. what is he saying. what is he talking about. he is tired. but he is happy. hes a little concerning. we are so grateful for him. didn’t we just listen to this lemon demon song? why is this song on again

no bc there was literally no better way for ranboo to have spent his birthday. let alone his 18th birthday at that. 18th birthdays are a really big deal for a lot of people because it's sort of the indicator of like. congratulations, you made it through your teen years. you did it. you've made it to the other side. you're on a new chapter now :) idk if that's how it is for ranboo but just like. the fact that he's spending His birthday that has been anticipated by thousands if not millions all year now, with his internet best friend that he's been living with for four months, with all of his friends that he hasn't even known for that long. during his very last day in the uk right before he has to travel back home. I just. I'm just thinking about the concept of all of that. today is such a special day for him whether he even realizes it or not. it's just. I'm so happy for him like I actually so so am. he's come so far and done so many things and and and. spending all his time w people he loves and people that love him and he's. he never even expected himself to ever be where he is now and just. yeah:'))) happy birthday ranboo. you deserve everything you have now

i seriously mean this in the most lighthearted and least malicious way possible because i love tommy i really do but if i was trapped in a giant plastic ball with him and dropped in the middle of the fucking ocean for god knows how long with him kicking around and screaming “fish pussy” i would have just bit the plastic and let the water drown both of us i’m sorry

I swear how most dnf shippers I come across These days don't even ship or truth dnf anymore they've just Accepted it and want them dead

the dreamsmp is revived ...... beeduo irl stream coming back...... benchtrio + aimsey + bill special irl Halloween stream ...... mcc ....... unreleased lovejoy music video ........ benchtrio go to a haunted house + ranboo content wheel content ....beeduo in america..... Why have I ever complained about anything ever

OH and you wanna know my FAVORITE thing about all of this?? is that EVERYONE . ALL OF TUBBOS FRIENDS. ARE ON TUBBO LOCKDOWN RN. ranboo is already promoting the SHIT out of it and u know tommy’s not gonna shut the hell up about it either. u just KNOW wilbur is so over the moon proud of him and everyone is hyping it up. they love him. they love tubbo so much tubbo means so much2 them Everyone loves tubbo Everyone does

i know we joke all the time about how tommy is the main character or wtvr but genuinely his vlogs literally DO feel like a tv show with reoccurring characters. like idk how he does it but everywhere tommy goes he makes it seem like an adventure w/ the main character and his friends. and everyone he meets is always so nice and goes along with his jokes and laughs with him like they're background characters. literally the vlog channel is just the world from his eyes and it's so fucking cool