#kerwei

Post the rules.

Answer the questions that the post asked and come up with 11 new ones.

Tag 10 people and link them to your post.

Tell them that you have tagged them.

Translucentstar's questions:

1. How did you get into tumblr?

- My sister introduced me. Thought it was dumb at first...until I found out how accurately it portrayed my life. 

2. If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?

- FUQ SCHOOL, FUQ BITCHES, FUQ EVERYTHANG. I'd be an anthropology major. 

3. What would you do if you knew the world was ending tomorrow?

- I'd hug my cat and keep scrolling down my dash

4. Do you listen to kpop? If so, what are your favorite groups? If you don't, what music do you listen to?

-Not really. More into American and Euro Indie. But honestly, the only genre of music I do not enjoy is dub step. Everything else is fair game. 

5. What is your favorite dessert?

-Fried Ice cream

6. Do you watch anime? If so, what was the first anime you finished watching that you enjoyed? If not, what shows do you watch?

- DO.I.WATCH.ANIME??? I AM ANIME.   First anime is probably sailor moon tbh. dont hate. 

7. How is 2013 going so far?

-shitty

8. What is your best memory?

-I don't dwell in the past

9. If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be and why?

-Zoe Dechanel. She's just hnng. 

10. What would you do with a million dollars?

-Take a money bath obv. Just kidding, that's quite unsanitary. I'd use it to pay off my college tuition and use the rest to buy clothes tbh. Boring, but true. 

11. Do you stay in your pjs during the weekend or do you change into clothes?

-I don't wear clothes on the weekends. HOOO HAH. 

chihaku's questions:

1. If you could be in any place right now with anyone, where would you go and who would you be with?

- Can't I just stay home where it's nice and comfortable? If everyone else left, I'd be pretty happy. 

2. Favorite Food?

-You DON'T EVEN KNOW MY LOVE FOR BACON SDJFDSH

3. How did you find Tumblr?

-I was playing Neopets and one of those random events happened that said "You have been chosen to live the life of a hermit crab and be social inept and die without a girlfriend. WELCOME TO TUMBLR BITCH." 

4. Favorite Tv show/Movie

-favorite show is Breaking Bad. favorite movie is 21 jump street.

5. OTPs?

-Morgianna x Alibaba from Magi is my main one. will not list others.

6. How do you see yourself in 10 years.

-Completely similar to who I am now. Except maybe with a nursing license and a one room apartment with a bunch of cats. 

7. What is the meaning behind your url?

-Tsutchie is a japanese rapper/ beats maker (I think) that was known to contribute  to the soundtrack of Samurai Champloo.

8. What is your ideal type of girl?

-I LIEK DEM BIG BOOTY BITCHEZZZZ

9. If you would like to go to the past, stay in the present, or the future and why

- Present. I'm too lazy to think about that stuff. 

10. How was your christmas?

-Spent the day at a Viet family party and had a snowball fight. Was pretty boss.

yakouse-i's questions:

1. How's your day?

-I CONQUERED THE FIERY PITS OF HADES AND VANQUISHED MY FIRST THREE HEADED HYDRA, BITCH. FUQ MY DAY. 

2. Why did you join Tumblr?

-It was fate. IT WAS FATEEE

3. Where do you live? 

-Fuq no anjew. u ain't getin' my address unless u pay nikka

4. Cats or Rabbits?

- I eat rabbits for brunch. Cats are the way to go. 

5. Do you launch your pee upside down or do you do a summersault to imitate the pokemon move "flame wheel" while doing so?

- Neither. I grow two other penises and proceed to shoot violently while rotating all three penises across the x-axis. If penis 1 is perpendicular to penis 2, how long is my cats penis in terms of y? show work. 

6. How big are your jugs?

-DOUBLE D'S

7. What's yo number???

-555-555-FGGT

8. What do you find interesting?

-Homos

9. Do you like dem milks?

-I do not understand.

10. What did you eat for dinner?

-I filter feed, so it would probably be tiny microbes floating around in the air. 

11. You're dying and you need to either implant a camel hump on your head or a hair horse leg. which do you choose?

-horse leg obv. I'D BE THE STAR OF THE TRACK TEAM AND COULD KICK SOMEONE'S JAW OFF. 

Kerwei's questions:

1. How are you?

-My back hurts for some odd reason but I have a cat to use as a pillow so it's okay. 

2. What is your favorite quote?

-Everything you wrote on my binders in middle school. 

3. Where is the prettiest place you have been?

-Toronto, specifically Niagara Falls. YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME NEXT TIME

4. What is your favorite holiday?

-My birthday....which so happens to be on Cinco de Mayo. 

5. Sunrise or Sunset?

-sunset. I find sunrises depressing. 

6. What cheers you up when you are sad?

-cat. computer. hot chocolate. 

7. What is your significant childhood memory?

-I don't like remembering things. 

8. Will we keep in touch next year?

-I SURE HOPE SO. I NEED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU MORE. STAY IN TEXAS OKAY???

MY QUESTIONS 

1. Bold, caps lock, or italic?

2. When was your last hysterical laugh?

3. How many kids, if any, do you plan to have? name all of them. 

4. If I gave you a bear hug, would you accept it?

5. If I gave you a diet coke, would you be offended?

6. How fast do you run a mile? 

7. When do you usually sleep at night, if ever?

8. Worst book (including fanfics) you've ever read?

9. CAN YOU FIX MY CHAIR???

10. In what ways did Tumblr ruin your life?

11. If you could have any superpower, given that train A will arrive at station B in half an hour, How would you find the circumference of Barack Obamas head using the function of f is for friends who do stuff together, and substitution for u is for u and me? Just kidding. How are you? 

Tag 10 people:

translucentstar

chihaku

yakouse-i

kerwei

dumbism

bakkyun

nokacchi

yumoirs

cinnabeun

ja-fars