The safest place to hide
for @amus2110
In hindsight, Garreth still wasn’t sure how it happened.
Everything had been normal. No signs, no way for him to predict it. Just another day.
He had snuck into the Potion Storage Room again, because he needed murtlap essence for his newest recipe. And as every time, he had asked Orpheus to stay guard for him.
“Coast still clear?” he asked while he balanced on the small ladder, trying to find the right jar.
Orpheus made a sound that could be interpreted as a yes. Garreth looked over his shoulder. Orpheus was leaning against the door frame, looking distinctly bored as usual, turning his head from one side of the corridor to another. Garreth smiled to himself. Orpheus might be broody and quiet, but he was reliable.
He turned his attention back to the preserving jar. Merlin’s beard! There had to be a way to get to it! It really was a shame that Sharp had cast an anti-summoning spell on the shelves.
He stood on tiptoe, braced one hand against a shelf in front of him, stretched … and felt the shelf give way beneath him. He flailed his arms desperately to regain his balance as the shelf in front of him collapsed and countless bottles and jars tumbled to the floor.
By now Garreth had managed to grab hold of the ladder, but it tipped over as well. He closed his eyes, expecting to hit the floor any second.
“Arresto Momentum!”
The ladder stopped. Garreth opened his eyes and saw Orpheus standing in the doorway, wand drawn.
“Thanks. That was a close call,” Garreth gasped. Orpheus just sheathed his wand and shook his head.
Garreth jumped off the ladder and surveyed the chaos. “Do you think anyone heard that?”
At that moment, they heard the door at the end of the corridor slam shut. Almost simultaneously, Garreth and Orpheus drew their wands, cast a Disillusionment Charm over themselves and ran towards the door. Professor Sharp came limping hurriedly down the corridor.
Garreth took Orpheus’s hand and pulled him along. “Let’s get out of here,” he whispered.
They crept down the corridor as fast as they could until they reached the staircase leading to the entrance hall. Here, Orpheus suddenly turned left.
“What are you doing?” Garreth looked around nervously. Judging by the frustrated noise from behind them, Sharp had now noticed the chaos they’d left behind.
Orpheus didn’t reply. Garreth heard him tapping the wall with his wand. To his astonishment, a door opened. The two of them slipped through quickly and found themselves in a sort of storeroom. Without a word, Orpheus grabbed Garreth’s arm and manoeuvred him behind some crates. They crouched down and waited, holding their breath.
Sharp’s uneven footsteps echoed down the corridor. They paused.
“I swear, if I catch you…” He sounded unusually angry.
Garreth swallowed and instinctively pressed himself a little closer to Orpheus. Then another sound rang out. But this time, it was a most welcome one. “Huuuuuiiiiiiii!”
Peeves! Something crashed violently, and shortly afterwards they heard the poltergeist cackling as he made his escape. Sharp sighed deeply and frustratedly. “This bloody nuisance!” With that, he left as well.
Garreth sighed with relief as the two of them emerged from behind the crates. “That was a close call, wasn’t it?” He grinned.
Orpheus’s face showed no emotion.
“Oh, come on! We made it. All thanks to you, of course.” Garreth gave him a friendly nudge in the side with his elbow.
Orpheus just stared at him. His face showed not the slightest emotion, making it difficult for Garreth to read it (something he usually found relatively easy). He laughed nervously. “Hey, are you still with me?”
At that moment, Orpheus moved. In one swift movement, he closed the distance between them, pushing Garreth back against one of the crates in the process. He cupped Garreth’s face in his hands and pulled him closer. Garreth’s startled gasp was stifled by their lips clashing in a messy kiss.
Garreth blinked. Once. Twice. He made no move to push Orpheus away. He was far too dumbfounded for that – by the sudden advance, by the fact that it was Orpheus who was kissing him … and by the fact that his lips felt astonishingly soft. What was happening?
He couldn’t have said how much time had passed when Orpheus eventually pulled away from him. He seemed surprised himself by what he’d just done.
Before Garreth could say or do anything, Orpheus turned around and stormed off as fast as Duncan did whenever he encountered a puffskein.
Garreth was left behind, breathing heavily and completely confused. Had he really just received the greatest kiss of his life from his best friend?
















